Certified Awkward Himbo

🫣 I cannot even with how hot this is 🥵

I cannot say “yes plz” with enough emphasis in this medium. 🥵

Haha This is real! But I don't mind -- I always try to use it as an opportunity to nudge them to find an artist they super like and actually do it! (It ... never works. 😅)

Visiting LA for a perfectly wholesome friend’s birthday gathering + scrolling through here when everyone goes to bed makes me feel flabby and uninteresting. But then I just clean the kitchen when no one asked me to and finish off the wine by myself and doom scroll a bit and wow what am I doing 🫠

I do not understand this response to your own pic but 1) It’s amazing and I’m here for it, and 2) Your body is amazing and I’d definitely awkwardly eye hump you at a pool party. 🤓 🫣

Post a character you most relate to

gowron/mr rogers mashup. glory to you... and your neighborhood.

Post a duo

Ooooo I had her apple and pepper jelly, I think. It was dope!

I love the overlap of Pups and Pirates! 🐶 🏴‍☠️

Because I’m so masc and hetero, I spent some time this morning out in the garage gym cleaning and oiling barbells, lubricating the rails on my functional trainer, and generally doing super manly hetero masc stuff involving 3-in-1 oil and way too much spray silicone. 🧑‍🌾 💪 🧽

Hi! 👋🏻 😊

Selfie of me flexing my right bicep shirtless in blue-rimmed sunglasses in a garage. There’s a back car behind me. My hair is curly and fan-blown

I never don’t feel ridiculous doing this, and my hair is never *not* doing weird dances in all the fan wind, but here is me practicing not looking stupid flexing in my garage during a
workout. #gayswholift

Oooo that color choice and the dynamism in this is *sharp* 😍

Omg when are we having our nerdy watch party in cute outfits?? 😍. I could do with a rewatch of Strange & Norrell 🤭 but also have been collecting Ghibli and other BD steel books 🤓

My favorite is when I just kinda breathe weird on a perfectly sunny quiet day and almost drown. It’s SO cool. 🤡 🫠

I saw it last night with friends! Those fight scenes were WILD. Hope you enjoy!!

Oooooooo!! 🤩

All I can hear is “stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself! …” lol (but also wooooof 🥵 🔥)

Mad tongue, yes! 👅 Nightreign, yes but only to be social bc I’m not a huge fan of 3D Souls games and would probably be very bad at it 🙈 (I’d probably just die and then have to keep eating your butt while you continue to play 🤷‍♂️) 😇

Also for the fleas. “Awoo!”

This! 😍 🎵

Ok you #gayswholift, real talk for a second: make sure y’all are doing good reps for your workout movements. Loading up max weight and then moving the bar/machine a couple inches and calling it a rep isn’t anything except risky and hugely ineffective! Slow negative, big stretch, stay tight. #PSA 💪🏼

So romantic! 🥹

Selfie of me shirtless in a Cuban chain and black backwards ball cap in my garage

Yesterdays Saturday afternoon workout lewk. Constantly grinding and never satisfied, but I’m not mad at what the lighting was doing here. 📸

Ugh *PEDs derp 🤦🏻‍♂️

I am intrigued by this because I cannot for the life of me figure out what “Brazilian breakfast” means. Is this a new term for gear/PDEs, or am I reading into the wrong part of this? 😅 In any case, glad you’re seeing great results! 👏🏻

I definitely didn’t diet like I’d planned to going into this #PalmSprings trip, so I’m feeling kinda bleh about it if I think about it too long. 🐋 I suspect once I’m there, though, naked by a pool with bubbly drinks and Silksong on Stream Deck, everything with be juuuuust fine! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Ohaaaaaay 👋🏻 🍸 👀 💦