Dave Jones

There's nothing for you here!

No plans… today.

22 Local Authorities in Wales is just fucking bonkers. Match them to the Health Boards (there’s only 7 of them) and maybe - MAYBE - you’ll start to join up health and social services?

After 25 years, it’s not surprising they’ve become paralysed by the past. The media love to hate a U-turn, so policies they didn’t see through 24 years ago can’t *possibly* be revisited again.

Although Welsh Labour have accomplished a great deal over the last 25 years, and there is a lot to be grateful for, it’s clear that they have run out of energy and purpose.

Now is the time for a refresh and reset, so @plaidcymru.bsky.social are, by far, the best party to take us to 2030.

I wonder why Starmer thought an already proven corrupt liar would be a suitable ambassador to Trump’s White House?

I had to Google him too… even Google toko me to Alun Cairns (formerly a fairly hopeless Welsh Tory MP)

Trumpy_1946@yahoo.com

He was dealt a properly shit hand to be fair.

I’d quite like Gordon Brown back.

Peter Griffin?

It’s like when incompetent surgeons are known colloquially as “The Slasher”, I mean how was anybody to know?!

I, for one, am very surprised that somebody who earned the moniker the “Prince of Darkness” turned out to be a wrong-un.

She is increasingly impressive. I don’t know whether she is actually improving, or if it is because everybody else is getting so much worse.

Harold Shipman kept the doctor title too. It’s a symbolic thing, but an important one around reputation.

At least they have Reinaldo’s osteopathy income to fall back on.

Oh.

www.osteopathy.org.uk/news-and-res...

Thanks!! ☺️

If he quits the House of Lords, does he still keep the honorific title?

YouTube video by CBC Moira Rose being Moira Rose for 15 minutes straight! | Schitt's Creek

15 minutes of the wonderful Catherine O’Hara being the absolutely iconic Moira Rose. youtu.be/75HX7RJCJ_8

“Join us as we bait two diametrically opposed politicians into a frenzy in front of a live audience. Who cares about finding a solution when there’s an argument to be won?!”

I hope Batman kills them both.

Replacing “The Traitors” with yet another series of “The Apprentice” is such a jarring move by the schedulers. It’s like finishing a Michelin starred meal, only next to be served a bowl of lukewarm diarrhoea.

Nothing good, in the world, has come from The Apprentice. It is hosted by terrible, attention seeking people and the participants are also terrible and attention seeking.

Replacing “The Traitors” with yet another series of “The Apprentice” is such a jarring move by the schedulers. It’s like finishing a Michelin starred meal, only next to be served a bowl of lukewarm diarrhoea.

The demented old sod is talking about Iceland, not Greenland now.

Donald Trump addressing the Davos Summit

17 of the funniest and stupidest bleep requests doctors ever received The NHS is usually in the news because of worries over what might happen to it under a US-UK trade deal, or when reports come out about problems with the service, but anyone who’s used it knows it’s p...

Poke article appeared in my Facebook memories from 2020 (based on a @welshgasdoc.bsky.social tweet).

It's quite funny but it's also incredibly depressing how far Twitter has fallen.

www.thepoke.com/2020/01/20/f...

One of my OBEs.

Giving Donald Trump a second hand Peace Prize is an interesting play. The stupid old bastard will think he’s deserved it, and it might placate him for temporarily … a bit like waving a set of keys in front of a dog to stop it barking.