Dave Jones

Just had a filling

I honestly don’t know these days!!

If @aiannucci.bsky.social had written this into “The Thick of it”, it would have been seen as a joke too silly to make it in. #BritianIsntWoking

You see more people at a paedophile’s funeral.

The real giants were the memories we made along the way.

Truss lasted just as long (but played on in injury time because the Queen died)

If you think public services, especially the NHS, are already adept at pouring sand into the gears to slow down policies we don’t much care for… we’re going to need a lot more sand after May.

These incompetent grifters will do exactly the same to the whole of Wales if given the chance next May.

Don’t forget the cricoid, because nothing makes the situation better than a performative dance that makes the intubation more difficult, and ties one of the hands of your skilled assistant 🙃🙃

What even is an RSI these days? It’s an utterly pointless phrase.

I am delighted with the outcome. #Strictly

I don’t know much about the bloke, but he strikes me as a wrong un.

I have given all of my 5 votes to Ross. It was a tactical vote so he avoids the dance off and increases the probability that the horrid Tom Skinner gets kicked out. #Strictly

Sarah Mullally has really broken the stained glass ceiling.

Melania? Is that you?

Me, reading entries from Roger's Profanisaurus to the family at Christmas:

Turns out the free speech champion is just a little cry baby when people say some hurty words about him.

Stewart Lee saying who else supports them.

Of course it’s not just racists and xenophobes who support ReformUK… @mrjamesob.bsky.social

“Thank you Dr Jones, the head of UK Air Traffic Control did try to phone you to seek your input about this, but you were unavailable.”

Cardiff: Jet diverts to Birmingham after take off engine failure A Tui flight to Cyprus suffered engine failure on take-off, forcing a diversion to Birmingham.

Why did it divert all the way to Birmingham after burning off the fuel over Swansea Bay? Why not land back in Cardiff, where there is a longer runway and fewer flights.

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Listening to Lucy Powell talking to @lewisgoodall.com this morning…

If Stefan makes it to Blackpool (I don’t think he will after that), then Kylie and Jason need to perform live or otherwise what is the point in all of this? #Strictly

Already awarding 8 points to Vito’s chest. #Strictly

There’s sometimes two or three days in the deepest midwinter when we may consider getting the “big coat” out.

I am shocked and stunned.

I hadn’t realised they’re calling them that.

Thanks, I hate it.

ID cards are a sensible answer to an awful lot of questions in a lot of areas. The concerns about them are massively over-egged. #Newsnight

All that sucking up to the mango maniac last week was for absolutely nothing.

Experts aren’t “sceptical”. Experts are saying it’s unadulterated bullshit being peddled by a lunatic and his army of criminals and quacks.

Get it right, BBC.

There is zero evidence to support Trump and his anti-science cranks baseless opinions about paracetamol.