So what naughty thing did bush do besides 9/11

I just need to get on hinge and be like hi will you have sex with me before my kid brother gets married

whadduyall know about what pad

i know your family celebrates thanksgivings and christmas what time is there for a wedding

I think her personality is writing self insert whatpads

twin and twink are only one word away

Connecticut is a bit rougher than Tennessee

I don’t want micropenis porn

If trump lays off the ffa, future farmers of America

When I was growing up the only predator of a raccoon was a 22 and an automobile

Oh that might be the peanut butter in my mouth

You are really quite are you trying to talk?

Share points not sharing

My job should be to look like a pretty lady in the streets tbh

My job should be to look at pretty ladies in the streets and not *job description*

It’s bipolar, hot, cold, wet Atlanta

yeah that’s where the 3 extra points are from

georgia tech is up despite 3 turnovers

they hit the snl pentagon again

If you can’t take rent a car you shouldn’t be able to be on love is blind

Every time I donate blood I’m gonna hashtag #doitforlexi

He took upper level physics he should know not to do that

Believe it or not I’m not a dude ranch expert

Surprise I’m a murderer

I was supposed to be a twin

Sorry, they do exist and are all potheads

if ur in possession of ur own open alcohol at 4:58 am…take it to the head…that means drink it

he looks like a 12 year old pedophile

We have Joann’s refugees

If they ever get married, we both only need a half plus one