@ethicalwhiteboy.bsky.social
The sound elves make when they die ❤️❤️
12.05.2025 00:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fucking hate the enemy, sir
02.05.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Poop Adventures 2: Plumber’s Revenge
17.04.2025 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Piccolo going hands free in the z fighter goon circle
17.04.2025 09:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You want your wife to take your last name? So like she’ll have a dudes last name? Isn’t that kinda gay bro?
16.04.2025 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0US Taxes Audit% (fraudless) speedrun WR (10:21:567)
Thought this run was lost but I hit itemized skip for the first time ever in a live run!
My EDC
14.04.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like to imagine my balls are holding my penis like a battering ram. Perhaps as I age I will imagine them as pallbearers 🥀
09.04.2025 21:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey just checking in. Hope you’re dead or dying! Anyways text me back I’d love to revel in your pain ❤️
09.04.2025 12:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finding out someone pre inflates their Stinker Pants and they’re actually stealing stinky valor ☹️👎
08.04.2025 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagining air tight pants that blow up a little every time you fart and it’s a status symbol to have extremely inflated pants
08.04.2025 15:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love working at the food factory and putting chemicals in the big food machine 🤫
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Clitstopher
07.04.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The fonz jumped a plane over the twin towers. It was not well received by audiences at the time. Later, however, this simple gag would have far darker implications.
07.04.2025 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This guy sounds like frank black to me
open.spotify.com/track/5HgPDR...
Spilled coffee on myself driving to work. Great, now everyone is gonna think I did diarrhea out my dick into my pants
03.04.2025 11:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
instagram reel screenshot that shows a child holding a slice of pizza with olive oil being drizzled on it with the following text in front of it: The level of nourishment in my four-year-old asking for EVOO drizzle on her holistic pizza This is ancestral healing. This is nurturing spirituality. This is responsibly laying the genetic foundations for future generations.
babe what's wrong you've barely touched your holistic pizza that represents ancestral healing
02.04.2025 18:58 — 👍 2453 🔁 302 💬 97 📌 73Welcome back, geniuses. The tyranny of the fool is over it’s our world once again
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Just another workout
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New wave horny songs feel much more perverse than if they were more vulgar about it
01.04.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feeling self conscious as I throw out my empty dunks cup while I walk in to get another coffee
29.03.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Japanese Breakfast released a duet with Jeff Bridges??
27.03.2025 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Serving glans
25.03.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you think I’d make a good warlord 🥺
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Monday morning conversations
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A steal
19.03.2025 11:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fred Jones: I love giving my drug addict friend and his mentally handicapped dog PTSD. I’ll send my blind friend to look after them so I can chat up my hot friend
17.03.2025 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fucking hate fred jones
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