Cara “Carebear” Strader

When ya own an edible dispensary ya need to know dis shit for the bruhs coming in

Homemade worse with raw liquid chicken in it, Bruhriguez. Imma say store ain’t much better but less salmonella chances

Ur fave bruh has to feed her gluties somehow! Carebear’s milkshake bring all the Bruhriguez to the yard

Ugh, Imma have cramps so bad. It feels like I have a tractor in my uterus, bruhs

Times like this makes this Carebear think God is a bitch

#PeriodsSuck

Imma orator

And I suck a mean dick too

Imma need some hair ties and scrunchies and like a square pillow to ! Bruhziki ( @atararaven.bsky.social ) got some you can spare a bruh? Imma make you and McSteamy some Baklava edibles in exchange!

Imma Strader. We be walkin’ talkin’ Shakespearian tragic comedy. Imma surpriz’d I didn’t lose a foot. My sistabruh Vee missin’ her clutch digits. But Auntie Teebag is amazeballs and got her new fingers that is like Bat-Bruh level gadget made dirty sweaty sexytimes with Luke Skywalker’s hand

Shit, you seen’t the snake bruh?! Imma not gonna lie, I thought it was jus’ me

My milkshake is distractin’, Bruhriguez

The silver linin’ is me learnin’ I can’t fly

Best known for… bruhhhhh the dude was legendary and so much more than A Cap movie

Are you a baldin’ bald bruh? Well, here’s a tattoo idea for you! Imma genius

If this little bruh was my kitty, we be duking it out for eating my edible

Can’t be showin’ those Spanish pussy lips, Bruhriguez

So bruhs, I took my niece, our little CM Punk (Christian Michelle be a punk but so adorbs) and this creepy ass bruh kept staring at me. We were walkin by and he goes “isn’t that skirt a little short” and I go “as long as you can’t see my dick it’s fine, bruh”

Bruhs, some peeps don’t know that four dogs gots four assholes

Grindr is discriminatory against me, Bruhriguez. All because I have a sweet as a peach vageen

Manifesting maybe! Imma find us 1! Inma ask Auntie Teebag’s personal assistant Harold The Personal Assistant (formerly Harold the Cameraperson who filmed my granddaddy’s promos and was paid in meth and hookers back then). He clean now though but gets High End Escorts now. But imma ask him, Bruhbyn!

Wanna come? Imma called Carebear cuz I share cuz I care, Bruhriguez. Plenty’o’dicks for us both!

But Imma busy this Friday, as Imma axin’ @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social where dis glory-hole be at

Ida bend Zakk over a barrel of rye whiskey infused with maple syrup and show’em the ten provinces and three territories after havin’ him give me the “tractor flap”, Bruhriguez

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Wait a minute…

All elections are rigged now if lost, Bruhzitki. Dem dang trans-immigrant hookers stealing mah-healthcare and reading stories to kids! MADNESS BRIHZITKI!!!

A fun weekend, Muscle-Bruh!

Imma give you somethin’ real sexy sexy

This be me when peeps say I should keep my legs closed ‘n’ stop eatin’ edibles

#eatmyballswithhummus

// I am a middle child but also an only child

My sister is the oldest, same dad, different mom

My brother is the baby, same dad, different mom

So yeah, I’m both and it is weird 🤣

Ida watch that sex tape, bruhs

She is wit her wifey and babybear now and healin’ best she, Bacchus

My sister Vee was taken by a family friend turned traitor. Had her clutch hand fingers cut off. I was busy and social media was the last thing on my mind, bruhcus