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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is

Richard kind

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

the Criterion Channel should make a deal to stream an NBA game on Thursday nights

Everybody Trick It To The Streets tonight

Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke

It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS

i’m at the lou’s. i’m at the midwest health clinic. im at the combination lou’s and midwest health clinic

the health problems are bad. but the causes? the causes are very good

every day leaders of the new tech frontier are spending billions of dollars to digitally reconstruct the mind of george zimmerman

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

Roundball Rock is a great sports theme but it fails to answer the question of whether or not the performers have been waiting all day to watch the basketball game in question

There’s a bunch of research demonstrating that shorter hours and work weeks don’t harm productivity even vs. the 40-hour week, so it’s funny that the people who consider themselves the most rational evaluators of fact alive still just want to dominate their workers for purely ideological reasons

The British spelling of diarrhoea is so much grosser than the already stupidly spelled American diarrhea. Get that "o" out of there man.

It’s often very confusing to log on here and figure out what the hell is going on, but the diarrhea plane is absolutely the most baffled I’ve ever been.

And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help

Grey-haired clerk seated at desk getting his ass absolutely handed to him by Hailee Steinfeld's character, who is glimpsed from the back seated opposite him.

Matt Damon's pompous Texas Ranger getting cut right down to size by Mattie Ross

Jeff Bridges as Rooster Cogburn getting fully rinsed by Mattie Ross.

Barry Pepper as Lucky Ned Pepper (lol only realizing as I type this the surname connection) somewhat amused at getting wrecked by Mattie Ross.

One of the great pleasures of True Grit is the faces everyone makes as they realize nobody has ever verbally destroyed them before like 14-year old Mattie Ross.

Just saw Tron:Ares. Calling it now: Jared Fogle is gonna win another Oscar

Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.

The LA Public Library research librarian explaining what is going on with Charli and Taylor is outstanding work

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Bob and Sensei’s car selfie from ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. Sensei has one of the later-mentioned few small beers

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What if Taylor had to write increasingly un-subtle lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis until he finally understood it

Rudy Giuliani asked to leave Cuomo fundraiser because he keeps looking up “Tilly Norwood nude” on the iPad hooked up to the projector

Truly visionary pronunciation of Tempe from the Hayesman. Love to hear it!

It should be referred to as a Kavanaugh stop.

The assholes are outnumbered. Every day is a testament to this truth. I see it all of the time. Most people are decent.

We need to bring back the Golden Age of Television (HBO shows that get shut down because they killed too many horses)

he Sickos Committee Game of the Week Rankings - Week 5 THE BRUINS OF UCLA FIND THEIR WAY TO BANKS OF LAKE MICHIGAN TO BATTLE THE WILDCATS IN MARTIN STADIUM IN A BIG TEN CONFERENCE BATTLE ON THE BIG TEN NETWORK THE SICKOS COMMITTEE GAME OF THE WEEK IS UCLA AT NORTHWESTERN

The Sickos Committee Game of the Week Rankings - Week 5

THE BRUINS OF UCLA FIND THEIR WAY TO BANKS OF LAKE MICHIGAN TO BATTLE THE WILDCATS IN MARTIN STADIUM

IN A BIG TEN CONFERENCE BATTLE ON THE BIG TEN NETWORK

THE SICKOS COMMITTEE GAME OF THE WEEK IS

UCLA AT NORTHWESTERN