The Whiskey Thinker 🥃

FF to the part hes face down in the pool

I would argue there is a case that those 10s of millions suffer from some form of mild to modern mental illness

Michelle Bachman was peak tea party. Then Kristi Noem was like "watch me kill a dog" and her 15min clock started

If trump is supposed to be Gatsby we can FF to him floating in the pool

One of these plain clothes fuckers is going to catch a bullet or blade doing this sort of shit and its going to be deserved but yet ICE will still blame the victim

Look, when he said "we're all going to be sooooo rich" he meant the royal we.

50% of the country was too stupid to understand that

Meanwhile the last person to find this sort of decoration attractive was killed in a basement with his entire family in rural russia

She oozes with "do you know who I am" and "get your manager" energy

It doesn't matter who you voted for while standing by a massive poster board that read "democratic shutdown"

Eat balls! Actually lil Mike might enjoy that

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Mom and pops look like the aliens from 'they live'

He has "lots of black friends" also

They hate the same things. Thats all that matters

The wordsmith who came up with the word "cunt" knew exactly the type of person that the word should be applied to. Both her husband and herself are exactly those people

Cage? Just pile em in the back of a pickup truck. It'll be fine

Givin blowies is not the same as driving

If any or all of these were proven to be 100% true, i would 0% surprised

Plastic Kristi. The harbinger of truth and justice

From a time before airbags. Metal and wood steering wheels. I suppose i can do so to check the function of the lap only seat belt 🤷‍♂️

I maintain, to a high degree my classic vehicles and motorcycles. Because of this i am 100% positive that each will fire up and run when I want them to do so. This is currently how the USA maintains its nuclear arsenal. Poping one off every so often is just not necessary unless you are a shithead

Its 1000% going to happen. The terror is the point

Which means they are definitely going to do it

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SK within 24hrs

Imagine humanity ends because of Donald Fucking Trump

"Nuclear wars are easy to win. Nobody knows more about Nuclear than Trump"

Except he pronounces Nuclear as NEW-kue-LER

Thats like asking the average person to explain relativity. Or asking randoms to point to countries on a blank map. The average person is mentally defective when it comes to politics, even basic politics.

He confuses a dementia test with an IQ test so its a solid assumption he doesn't understand the difference between explosion and propulsion

Its at 0.0%. like nothing anyone has seen before. Perfect. Believe me