The Whiskey Thinker 🥃

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This is a nuts to face dunk

We are back to everything is "2 weeks"

What the fuck did his dad do or say to him to make "2 weeks" tattooed on this decrepit fucks brain?

The maga on the committee will blame it all on her and label her a arsonist and domestic terrorist

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We dont make political decisions

She definitely has a penis and is angry about it

Trump Insurance Co.

This will be a hit just like all of his super awesome business ventures

Is he wearing orange makeup?

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Sure thing, Fredo

She doesn't seem too concerned

He looks like the villain Gene Simmons played in the 80s movie Runaway

Translation: he doesn't give a fuck

So, we have reached the stage where the state murders you on camera but tells everyone it was a suicide. Spasibo Komrade!!!

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And never go down ever again

What she means to say is "make sure they love Donald Trump"

Thats Lindsey. Never not sucking dicks

Thats Lindsey. Never not sucking dicks

You ever see a person fucking their entire future career in front of your eyes? This is one of those times

Sour Starbursts

He will be dead for weeks. We know he will have died weeks prior. And yet, maga cultists in DC will hide the body and go on desperate to convince everyone that he is alive and in the best shape of his life

It was all obliterated and any talk otherwise is fake news and polls.

Likely not their first time, nor last