jules

Image of Jesse Eisenburg, Andy Samberg and Mark Zuckerberg on Saturday Night Live in 2014 . All three men are standing on the SNL stage for the opening monologue. Andy is wearing the same grey hoodie as Mark Zuckerberg. He is pointing at zuck while Jesse and Mark look mildly uncomfortable.

Yeah, they should have been meaner to him.

This is corny as hell but it does make you feel better to do something nice whether that is supporting a good newspaper or raking someone’s leaves or sending a friend an actual card in the mail. I’m getting Mister Rogers pilled in this fucker.

fiction work**

fuck it we’ll do howloween until i take a better picture with my new hair

i wanna change this pfp but its from my d&d wedding

omg he looks like martys long lost brother

(feedback helps me a lot as this is the first fiction ive published since my book in 2017 and everyone who knows me knows im proud of myself but it was also a mistake so pls leave some love or constructive criticism if you can!)

if you feel like it rn please check out part one of my short story — “in her teeth” featuring sapphic vampires and dead priests!! open.substack.com/pub/julesjoh...

hi I’m new to bluesky looking for mutuals (both new and old MeHehe) my twt handle is Glitzbitzz and my tiktok handle is Glitzbit

interests

- Anime and manga
- Jujutsu Kaisen
- Witch Hat Atelier
- One Piece
- Astrology
- Pop culture commentary
- Tarot

💜

“so because youre sad everyone else has to be?” well yes!

my most toxic trait is that when im super fucking depressed the sound of people laughing and enjoying themselves is like nails on a chalkboard

i start a new d&d campaign today :)

of course!! its the least i can do without giving them the outrage that they want

the fucked up thing is i reported a lot of the ones i saw you respond to and their accounts are still up

seepies

Beyoncé in all black, looking like she’s ready to tell a VERY funny dad joke.

The grim reaper looking at Mitch McConnell today: