Buteo Buteo

Do monks who can’t talk have tonsurelitis?

One advantage of reading a printed book over using an IPad is that you can’t see your chins reflected back at you in the former.

Early rock music.

What a Giza.

Spot on.

Wasn’t there a Bus replacement service?

Went to Lloyds Bank and made a huge deposit.

Furniture shops give me the ick.

Swedish ones even IKEA.

Sound evidence.

This is just speculation.

AI dente: pasta cooked by robots.

My partner and I went to see Stonehenge. They wouldn't let her in. Said it was only menhir.

Bilbo Baggins’ cooker only has one ring on the hob bit.

I can feel the room Tensing.

The 'Perfect' Mark Jacobs advert makes me want to chew on tin foil

Rabbits live on burrowed time.

The inventor of disclosure tablets has a blue plaque.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

If only there was a place where you could hire ominous Bosch paintings

A short autumnal walk this morning...

Legsterminate! Legsterminate!!

I see you baby, checking that wrasse.

Is it the Ladybird version of Flying Ant Day today? Hundreds of them buzzing around the garden. 🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞

Dog owner I’d like to fuck- DOILF.

Supportenfreude

Hyacinth kicks the bucket. 😞

Not if you keep a jobby stick behind the loo for these events.

Is it about a drunk postman?

That's a very round turd.

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