Olivia ✨in my WIFE era✨

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

This reminded me of @jamiebgolden.bsky.social and @erinhmoon.bsky.social

Meanwhile I have pretty much constant tachycardia. I had an echo yesterday and am 25 hours into my 48 hour holter monitor. But platelets are being ignored and I don’t get it.

I’m so frustrated with the health care system. I’m finally getting some attention for some of my issues, but I had bloodwork to check and see if my platelets were still high and they are and now she wants me to wait another month and check them again.

Photo of Cory Booker in a black suit and tie

WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.

Ok but is Cory Booker wearing a diaper? There’s no way he’s held it for over 24 hours.

But man. He’s incredible. Doing anything for this long is unreal.

Shoutout to my body for being a lil dumb dumb and waking me up at 4. Except a few minutes before 4 and not being able to get back to sleep. 🙃

This may be the best license plate I have ever seen.

Im at my niece’s 10th birthday party and this is far too overstimulating. Someone save me 😭

You ever realize you have the best husband?! Ben prepped me pancakes, scrambled eggs (cracked, seasoned, mixed up for me to cook this morning), and then soup for lunch. On each thing he labeled it “babe’s breakfast” or “2 eggs for babe” so I was setup to eat well on my WFH day. 😭🥹

I need to be more active here.

Yes hi. It’s stupid how cold it is in Ohio. That is all.

Having a husband is cool and all, until they gift you their cold for the new year 🤧

Having emetophobia is the actual worst. Woke up feeling nauseous and have taken zofran and am awake and also shaking.

My teeth hurt and I don’t know why and I wanna cry.

a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn and says the suspense is killing me . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn and says the suspense is killing me .

Justin Baldoni being sued for sexual harassment was not on my 2024 bingo card.

Love you to the moon and to Saturn 🫶🏻

Happy birthday Taylor! I’m getting my first Taytoo today 🥳

The fact that I’ve had this girl for 4 years and 8 months makes me want to cry. She will be 5 on Monday which feels really middle aged to me and I’m not ready for that. On the bright side, after 8 weeks at 4 Paws, having and caring for her pups, she’s home!

MCDONALDS IS BRINGING BACK THE SNACK WRAP. WE HAVE WON!!!!!

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In case anyone was wondering, the Aly & AJ Christmas album still slaps.

I need another day off from work, a 4 day weekend isn’t enough

So excited for this hallmark movie 😂

Fuck i didn’t think about Chappell. And I listened to a lot of Alex Warren before the wedding. And Ben Rector. Shit. I don’t know 😂

Post your prediction for 2024 Spotify wrapped:
1. Taylor Swift
2. Noah Kahan
3. Sabrina Carpenter
4. Gracie Abrams
5. Michael Marcagi

I feel like this could be correct. But who knows.

Book acquired 🫶🏻

I didn’t see any vinyls though 🥲

Thank you!

On our way to find Benadryl.

Urgent care told me to just take Benadryl and I haven’t yet because I don’t have any, but it’s spread to my face and I’m freaking out.