King John & The Jesters

Hello BlueSky King John and The Jesters here, remember kids if you want to dig a hole in your front yard call 811 first to make sure you don’t hit any water pipes #digresponsably :)

Hello BlueSky, King John & The Jesters here, bring back Biden era vape prices this new government is taxing my chemical cancers #donttarifmyvapes :)

Hello BlueSky King John and The Jesters here, I’m shooting dice with the guy in the bathroom stall next to me to pass the time, so far I’m down $13.64 and half a pack of smokes but I’m just getting started! #gamblinginthebathroom :)

Hello BlueSky King John and The Jesters here, sorry for the two week hiatus I lost my phone during an opium bender and found it under a taco bell bag about 20 minutes ago #opium :)

Hello BlueSky King John and The Jesters here, boy do we approve of the McDonalds Minecraft Movie meal, I love my little burger toy thingie! #chickenjocky :)

Hello BlueSky King John and The Jesters here, quick question how much would you pay to get a blow job full of @barackobama.bsky.social @obamafoundation.bsky.social era optimism, personally King John would do it for free #hope #donttariffmybeer :)

Hello BlueSky King John and The Jesters here, you know the new tariffs are bad when the price of your favorite Canadian Pilsner Labatt Blue goes from $5.19 to $7.99 at your local liquor store #donttariffmybeer :)

Hello BlueSky King John here, is it excitable to poop at da cowboy bar? :)

Hello BlueSky King John and The Jesters here, we need more people to shake ass to king of carrot flowers by neutral milk hotel :)

Hello BlueSky, King John and The Jesters here, King John and The Jesters online downloadable talk show (NOT A PODCAST) is in the works as we speak :)

Hello BlueSky King John and the Jesters here, boy do we love Brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 #buttlifts :)

Hello BlueSky, King John and his majestic Jesters here, Tax Day is April 15th which means you have less then one month to submit your taxes, make sure to get your tax forms in order so you don’t get audited by the IRS #taxseason :)

Hello BlueSky King John and The Jesters here, make sure to give a couple courtesy flushes when pooping in public restroom’s :)

Hello BlueSky King John and the jesters have come to a conclusion, Big from #sexandthecity gives really bad head :)

I’m sorry to hear Trial and Error, just wanted to say king John and the jesters are here to make you feel less lonely :)

Hello BlueSky king John and the jesters have something that needs to be said, free my man Benny Boomin he ain’t do nothing wrong :)

Hello BlueSky king John and the jesters here, remember use the bathroom before the show because the bathroom line gets really long :)

Hello BlueSky king John and the jesters, @bsky.app we would love some merch due to our love of this app :)

Hello BlueSky King John and The Jesters here, don’t go drunk shopping for pants online after going to the bars :)

Hello BlueSky it is King John and The Jesters, physical media is in fact making a comeback :)

Hello BlueSky king John and the jesters here, I love BlueSky :)

Hello BlueSky this is King John and The Jesters did you know shark are older than tree? :-)

Hello Bluesky it is I King John & And his Jesters, we love Eddie Fuzz :)

Hello Bluesky this is King John & The Jesters, did you know that tornados are real :)

Hello Bluesky King John & The Jesters are now on Bluesky :)