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cornell fancy apples, painted by royal charles steadman, 1926

cornell fancy apples, painted by royal charles steadman, 1926

Less Diggity.

I blocked 500 ads and I’d block 500 more just to have the most unhinged content sent to my door

You know you ordered way too much fucking food for yourself when the Chinese restaurant gives you four fortune cookies.

Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label

I made this to express my feelings

bespeckled and bedeviled

The message being sent is clear

Yeah it's not anyone's fault they don't have a bulletproof solution for all of the atrocities committed by this administration.

PS

Your band sucks, Yo Ganapentin
Fix your funky-ass mix

Yet again, clicking on a little heart to indicate you've paid attention seems obscene.

teeth are the hair of the mouth

Amen

Recycle those jokes harder, I'm almost there.

everything's gonna be ok chads stay winning over seething catastrophisingcels

Good thing MKA isn't defensive about it at all.

it’s the middle of the week
we could all use more butthole

The New Jersey Transit Corp.'s long reign of terror is finally coming to an end

People take selfies but pets take smellfies

Every time someone posts a skircle without me in it, Paul McCartney gets his Wings

and behold, i saw a dark cat in a gloomy window, and the cat's name was death, and the wind howled and the sky began to weep uncontrollably, but i was glad, because have you seen the news lately, death where is thy merciful sting

Will there be kneeling? If so, I am in.

Jasmine Crockett woulda won too if Ken Paxton hadn't gotten the Texas Supreme Court to cancel the election in those two voting districts. Par for the coarse.

a purse is but a rag unless you have something in it

Painting of a woman in a colorful striped dress leaping in the air in a dance that are flowers below her and a rising or Setting Sun behind her

Phyllis Chase, 1920
watercolor

priestly apples, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1915

priestly apples, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1915

When their false doomer predictions fail to come true

What I am saying is : If You Have Ever Voted For Mayor Then The Dutch Genocide Is On Your Conscience

Where did all the Dutch people go ? Everything has a Dutch name around New York City but the Quinns and Tattagliones outnumber the Van Der Huesens like 29000 to 1.