@moss-and-fern.bsky.social
✨Small batch yarn and wool dyer✨ 🏳️🌈 Proudly queer, feminist, working to dismantle racist structures, and still learning
Me to my sleeping husband: ... Do you think there's a porn parody video game called Donkey Schlong?
My husband: it's 4 in the morning...
Can we talk about the fact that the American Girl doll that will inevitably be made about this time period is going to be SO RAD?!
06.03.2025 09:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AS IT SHOULD BE! 😍
24.02.2025 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you're not singing weird little songs to your pets about how you love them and they're stinky, then what even are you doing with your life??
23.02.2025 18:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Some folks are "Daddy" while others are "Father." Both hot! But they *are* different.
Vico Ortiz? DADDY.
Pedro Pascal? FATHER.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
What's it like being chronically ill? To put it in DnD terms...
Strength: -2
Dexterity: -2
Armor Class: 8 (very low, unfortunately...)
Constitution: +4
The hits keep coming, and I keep taking them, and then crushing the hell out of these death saving throws! 🙌🏻✨
Honestly, there's nothing better than reading a new book and, SURPRISE!! LESBIANS!! 😍 It makes my little sapphic heart so happy! 🥰
18.02.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some of you are approaching fascism in the USA like you've never seen Andor, and it shows...
"If I could do it again, I'd wake up early and be fighting these bastards from the start. Fight the Empire!"
Other people at 3am: *sleeping*
Me: (singing to the tune of Hot to Go by Chappell Roan) H-O-T-D-O-G-S! Hot dogs hot dogs they're the best!
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
LOVE Suri!!! Adding it to my line soon, and I love playing with other people's Suri! 😍
29.01.2025 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0stopping the flow of HIV drugs to poor countries and demanding that foreign doctors stop distributing the meds already sitting in their clinics is so evil it is hard to wrap my head around. one day when when this is all history i will struggle to forgive anyone who voted for him
29.01.2025 02:02 — 👍 2731 🔁 338 💬 29 📌 13I feel like I FINALLY need to watch it... I've been needing something new!
29.01.2025 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎼"One, so much wrong with me
Two, so much wrong with me
Three, so much wrong with me
Four, so much wrong with me"🎶
What am I up to? I'm just sitting here singing "yes, my body keeps the score" to the tune of "let the bodies hit the floor" while I snuggle with a hot pad... Ya know... Normal chronic illness things. 🤷🏻♀️
28.01.2025 10:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
26.01.2025 20:04 — 👍 41133 🔁 5139 💬 1653 📌 539TRUTH. I want those sleeves to hug me later! I don't need all that frustration bundled up in them... 🖤
25.01.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My husband: It feels like this country is the sinking Titanic, and we're just coping by dancing on the deck. But there's no one else I would rather be dancing with than you. 🖤
Me: 😳
Happy 10th wedding anniversary my love! Let's go down with this fucking ship!
Two hanks of yarn sit flat on a dark brown wool surface. The hank on the left is very thin, and it is dark purple. The Hank on the right is larger, and it is in shades of light to medium purple with some dark purple speckles.
Planning out my next yarn collections. I'm considering a yarn/bookclub. Every quarter, I send you a book and either a sock set or a mini fade inspired by the book, and we all get in discord together and talk about the book! What do you say knitting and crochet friends? Yarny book club? 🧶📚🧵📖
25.01.2025 07:11 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Her first book, Salt & Timber, was my first knitting pattern book I treated myself to! 🥰 I love all of her work!!
25.01.2025 03:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you can't handle me at my depressive pixie dream girl, then you don't deserve me at my manic pixie dream girl. ✨
24.01.2025 19:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤣 Relatable...
24.01.2025 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got mine!! 😍 Excited for this gorgeous new collection!
24.01.2025 18:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💖 Seeing my yarn in the wild makes my little heart SO HAPPY!!! I love seeing what you all make!! 😍😍😍
23.01.2025 11:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If there is no such thing as white culture, then explain the popcorn bucket barf bowl!!!
22.01.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do this EXACT same thing with books... If I try to push through a book I'm not feeling, I just end up NOT reading. I need a side project to reignite the spark...
16.01.2025 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ooo... An excuse to get my dice involved? Don't mind if I do... Now to decide which dice get the honor... 🤔🤣
15.01.2025 20:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've lost my knitting groove. How do I get it back? I'm stuck on sleeve island for a sweater... And I have several other items I'm excited to start, but I don't know which to pick... Do I start a random project not on my list? Do I plow through sleeve island? I need inspiration!! 🧶🧵 Help!
15.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0I'm rip back if it is stockinette... But team tink for EVERYTHING else!
15.01.2025 08:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm reading it RIGHT NOW! I'm hooked... Fantastic writing. Thank you for your work! 😍
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