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Georgia Lewis

@georgialewis.bsky.social

Freelance wordsmith. Australian in the UK via the Middle East. Sometimes serious, sometimes completely frivolous...

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Nige thinks Pochin’s comments were ugly and unpleasant. But he agrees with them | John Crace Reform is no place for racists, and every party has its bad apples. But the benchmark seems to be higher at Farage’s party

Nige thinks Pochin’s comments were ugly and unpleasant. But he agrees with them | John Crace

27.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

Snap! Really busy week, including going into town for a conference tomorrow, so naturally, my back has gone on me and it's really uncomfortable to sit for long periods. Gah.

27.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a blue flag with yellow stars on it is waving in the wind ALT: a blue flag with yellow stars on it is waving in the wind

For a fast turnaround job, I'm looking for expert commentary on what EU trade regulations mean for UK business, reflecting this in management accounts: Specific tips for the finance function, particularly when it comes to planning and analysis. DM me for more info. #journorequest

27.10.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely appalling from Waitrose. You're not a charity. You're a business. You need to pay people who are working for you.

22.10.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't come across a good Facebook lunatic for a while. But I've just had some weirdo tell me the only travelling I've ever done was a two-week holiday to four islands in 2018. Grimly, they also implied that I'm too unattractive to be sexually assaulted. Jesus Christ, people on the internet...

21.10.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- Β£7 pints vs cheaper supermarket booze
- Pubs not adapting to changing tastes/more people preferring low/no-alcohol drinks
- Public transport issues
- Safety concerns surrounding pub culture
- Pubs probably look really boring to a lot of young people
- Pub-after-work less of a thing since Covid...

09.10.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking for UK-based accountants again! This time, I'm looking for accountants to comment on recruitment and whether they are struggling to hire the right talent. DM me for more information. MUST BE UK-BASED ACCOUNTANTS! Also, must be accountants working as accountants... #journorequest

09.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I've just messaged you again about something else I'm working on!

09.10.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just sent you a DM!

06.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kemi Badenoch: let's do this in Britain

04.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 432    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 3

Yep, I know I probably need to be more active in here to get more followers, but I've had literally zero response every time I've used the hashtag in here. The thing is I'm not sure if I have the same time or energy as I did in the early days of Twitter. I'm hardly ever in there either nowadays.

04.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still looking for accountants! This place doesn't seem to be great for #journorequest posts. Honestly, that is now the only reason I keep my wretched Twitter account active. I really hope things improve in here on the #journorequest hashtag.

03.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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50 years ago... Spike Milligan organises a benefit for Women's Aid to help victims of domestic violence.

He did so much behind the scenes to help make the world a slightly better place.

03.10.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Looking for commentary from accountants on how Companies House changes are affecting your services. MUST BE UK-BASED ACCOUNTANTS! Deadline is 8 October. DM me for more information. #journorequest

01.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Redirecting...

Sadiq Khan is a class act. www.facebook.com/share/r/1BE8...

27.09.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Current view!

27.09.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We got lazy and added a transfer to the booking. We're doing our own thing for the rest of the trip.

27.09.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Further to this post, if there's a full transfer bus of people who want to start their holiday, you do not stand right near the bus door and light a cigarette. Your addiction does not trump our desire to check into our hotels and get some sun. People are the worst.

26.09.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear people on holiday in Mallorca today,

If the transfer bus is waiting for you, do not go to McDonald's. Go directly to the bloody bus. You're holding us all up, it's rude and your food is making the bus smell.

Thank you for your cooperation,

Georgia

26.09.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Very high!

22.09.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The level of ignorance about indefinite leave to remain and how expensive and bureaucratic it is to obtain ILTR is off the chain on the interwebs today. Not to mention people nodding along to Farage as he seeks to deny the pension from people who paid into the system for years. Risible stuff.

22.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This thread is important and heartbreaking. Solidarity with Alex.

12.09.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Strike deposited" sounds like he shat out his BMW.

10.09.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What I infer from Jeffrey Epstein's "birthday book" is not that most of his eminent friends were conspiring with him to traffic and exploit underage girls, but that almost all of them knew exactly what he was doing and considered it an endearing quirk. Which is not a whole lot better.

10.09.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@lner.co.uk I love your TV ads. Very cute. But do you know what would be REALLY cute? If the WiFi on the 10:45 to Edinburgh via Newcastle actually worked...

10.09.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the joys of trying to get some damn work done on appalling train WiFi. Why is this so hard here?

10.09.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking for UK-based - MUST BE UK-BASED - accountants to comment on the government's small business strategy today. DM me for more information! #journorequest #urgent

04.09.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone know anything about UPS in the UK, specifically where their UK clearance facility is for London deliveries and whether we can just go there ourselves and pick up packages that have been stuck there since May and were needed last week? Anyone?????

03.09.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was working across the road from the Canary Wharf Britannia on Thurs & Fri and I'm back tomorrow. It was quiet around the hotel, apart from a few security guards last week. But lots of flags on lamp posts and vandalised zebra crossings. I bet that wasn't done by people who actually live there.

31.08.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, see also Oxford Street in Sydney. One night in the loo at the Stonewall, a drag queen picked me up, sat me on the sinks and fixed my makeup for me! Best trip to the toilet ever!

28.08.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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