Pieter Koornhof

Random conversation while cuddling our five year old this morning.

Daughter: Daddy, what's the name of that pirate show, and did you watch it?

Me: Oh, One Piece? Yes, we watched it.

Daughter: You only watched one piece? Was it bad?

Mom bursts out laughing.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Now all I need to find is a helicopter.

super mario should have cut his mushroom into 0.15g pieces and taken them once every three days for inspiration. instead of eating the whole thing and then killing turtles

Came here to post this.

BIG SAME

A lemon that appears to be devouring a smaller lemon on the tree

Citronos devouring his children (2022)

At my twenty year reunion, I was the most overweight, drunkest and saddest, all part of my clever plan to pull a Romy and Michele at the 30 year reunion...

To do list before tonight’s 40ish year University reunion:

1. Lose a stone
2. Whiten teeth
3. Get appointed to Supreme Court

There's an episode of the Furchester Hotel where a British doppelganger of the cookie monster comes to visit, and his obsession is biccies. Absolutely fantastic.

Do we know if he was asleep at those events?

Certainly not my next door neighbour in 2020, despite me trying my best... Good riddance.

Of course

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Ok, new social media account, should probably say something profound for my first post, so here it is.

Macadamias.

That's it. That's the post.