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Pieter Koornhof

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COO: 24 Bit Games. Recovering lawyer. Recovering academic. Lover of wine, liver of a 20 year old (according to my doctor, at least). Opinions my own.

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Random conversation while cuddling our five year old this morning.

Daughter: Daddy, what's the name of that pirate show, and did you watch it?

Me: Oh, One Piece? Yes, we watched it.

Daughter: You only watched one piece? Was it bad?

Mom bursts out laughing.

03.10.2023 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Now all I need to find is a helicopter.

25.09.2023 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

super mario should have cut his mushroom into 0.15g pieces and taken them once every three days for inspiration. instead of eating the whole thing and then killing turtles

24.09.2023 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1256    ๐Ÿ” 220    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Came here to post this.

24.09.2023 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BIG SAME

24.09.2023 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A lemon that appears to be devouring a smaller lemon on the tree

A lemon that appears to be devouring a smaller lemon on the tree

Citronos devouring his children (2022)

24.09.2023 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6506    ๐Ÿ” 1715    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 85

At my twenty year reunion, I was the most overweight, drunkest and saddest, all part of my clever plan to pull a Romy and Michele at the 30 year reunion...

24.09.2023 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To do list before tonightโ€™s 40ish year University reunion:

1. Lose a stone
2. Whiten teeth
3. Get appointed to Supreme Court

23.09.2023 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's an episode of the Furchester Hotel where a British doppelganger of the cookie monster comes to visit, and his obsession is biccies. Absolutely fantastic.

24.09.2023 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do we know if he was asleep at those events?

22.09.2023 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Certainly not my next door neighbour in 2020, despite me trying my best... Good riddance.

22.09.2023 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Of course

21.09.2023 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 249    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Dear NFT investors: so sorry you lost everything. But fear not, thereโ€™s a road to recovery. Using equitable jurisprudence-based ex parte preferred claims, we can help you recover with the legal blockchain. Wire or cash only. $999 per share in the recovery fund. Results are prima facie vel non!

21.09.2023 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 843    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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21.09.2023 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1063    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Ok, new social media account, should probably say something profound for my first post, so here it is.

Macadamias.

That's it. That's the post.

20.09.2023 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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