Jack Lewis Evans

Hahaha. You can only dodge roll if you literally roll, smashing fuck out of your living room.

Excited to watch the inevitable Elden Ring Any% run using this contraption.

Nationalise Embracer Group even though it’s Swedish.

If I had a 400 seat majority in the UK parliament I would not use it to do fascism. I would use it to actually help the British people by regaining control of Tomb Raider.

[uniformed man removing a vulnerable persons’ jewellery]

“I’m sorry, we have to do this to avoid fascism.”

Vote Labour

With these Epstein emails, the noncing and eugenics are not as surprising as the poor spelling, punctuation, and grammar. These guys are evil? Sure. AND illiterate?

When the gamer asks Alexa “shall we send Sherman the same ‘take this L’ gif again?” it suggests Sherman is a friend he is playing against.

Yet instead of being in a chat with Sherman, he is talking to Alexa who wants to sell the gamer tissues to post to Sherman.

Curious.

Ken Loach please come out of retirement and make a creature feature

its actually loads of fun when I hate everyone involved. I am starting to see what journalists like about it.

please help my deceased AI nan is asking for money. she says if if I give her £10,000 in amazon vouchers she can return to our world.

is what I said aloud when I saw this. its their de facto slogan.

it all makes sense. I always take my 9ft pick and hiking cane down the coal mine.

Zoomed in element of the YP poster featuring a silhouette of a miner with a giant pickaxe that has a second handle or kickstand of sone kind.

Zoomed in section of the YP poster of a lantern hovering above green hills like a UFO

Please can you tell me the name of your artist? I want to commission a giant hovering lantern and a pickaxe with two handles.

Cranking up the planet-killing datacentre trained on stolen art to promote my socialist event.

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

gabecube

here we gooooo

[eatin up my Gundam worms like spaghetti, mouth full] “007 does not exist in the universal century” [slurping]

Maybe its more like Gundam.

Bond canon is like the X-Men comics. Started in the 1960s and continues to the present day but everything is happening in a relative "Now" in a weird stretchy timeline. But also all of the events of the non-Craig Bond films from Dr No to Die Another Day happen between Spectre and No Time To Die.

[monkeys paw curls]
“Microsoft to acquire Bandai Namco”

Have you seen the “Legacy Cut”? V good imo.

feudal mode

Can you unlock freeze and fawn?

BBC News headline “Armed police handcuff teen after AI mistakes crisp packet for gun” over a photo of sweet chilli Doritos

the biker bar sequence from Terminator 2 but Arnie’s POV keeps getting everything confidently wrong. A biker is “Volvo Estate”.
A knife is “Old Lady”.

serebii is amazing, see comments re: wikipedia. probably the best game/IP-specific website.

wikipedia is good but only makes A tier rather than S because the voice of individual authors is lost. the best, increasingly rare, wikipedia articles are those written by one person hyperfocussed on a niche, undertaking post doctoral research alone for no pay. this is everything on gfaqs/mxst.

rumours that to compete with gamespot, ign will purchase marxists dot org and also keep it exactly the same

the two best websites are still gamefaqs dot org and marxists dot org because they have basically looked and worked the same since 1995.