Stef

All zeros dance!

I can’t decide if I want to be a Heathrow pod Stan account or a Four and a Bed Stan account.

If Disney doesn’t incorporate the classic song “Destiny” from Mission: Space into the Disney Destiny I will RIOT.

13 days!

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You have my sympathies. They’ve also morphed into a pointed “do you have any other properties you’re looking to sell?”

It’s just sooo annoying. I’m sure a good portion are scam/spam. But they do have my name and address correct, at the very least.

The worst part about owning a house is the constant texts asking if I’m looking to sell my house.

Decent group of people. 😉

Like soup?

The Emmys > The Oscars

I’d give it a whirl!

I’m the luckiest person in the world. ❤️

Feeling like an early aughts teen girl trying to pick my new username.

But seriously, what should it be?

Thank goodness we have ours! 😘

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I’m so excited to be your wife!!!

Grief is such a bitch.

“No ma’am. Do not pounce on your uncle.” Is not a sentence I thought I’d ever say, but here we are.

I’m sorry to hear you’re in the same boat! Mine have been much more frequent lately, too. It’s so frustrating to do everything in my power to be headache free, but I can’t control the freaking weather.

Storm headaches are wild. Hurt all day, then it finally started raining and poof! Totally gone.

Getting your marriage license- 😁
Getting your marriage license- 😩

They’re not even upping our bill! (Well, not that was noted in the email, at least.) Should I try the recipe? I’ve never done a brisket. 🤔

This wasn’t the vibe I was expecting from my natural gas company, but I don’t hate it.

Someone PLEASE remind me to not wait until July to do yard work.

That will be a sad day.

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Us lately:

I find myself equal parts infuriated and obsessed with insane wedding dress codes.