Loïc

i can’t do podcasts, it’s like i’m third wheeling a conversation, like your friend invited you to a party you don’t know anyone and your friend isn’t here yet

got it

but why tho

marked safe ☑️ from the arm forest tattoo all g_y guys got during the first tr*mp term, or gaged earlobes

someone told me they didn’t like madmen bc it was s€xist, like… what’s not CLICKINGGG

back in my day an avocado was a nickel and no yt ppl would dare eat one

damn it i forgot to take the fish out the freezer

don’t put your full address on your resume, just town and zipcode i’m begging yall to

kinda wanna go to LA just to ride these, but those headways for the A…

remember when dangling earrings took over the gay community

oh sorry bro

are some ppl born bttms or is bttmness thrust upon them

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—

CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.

time out markets are the new hard rock cafes

ppl are still going to fire island….

dr@gs???

it’s so hard being g^y and being obsessed with a show none of my peers have ever heard of (altered carbon)

what do you mean there’s a uber eats music hall???

he did not believe that Black Americans are citizens. he sent buses to January 6th. he called for the execution of Joe Biden.

yet more proof that “intell^gent design” is bs

i’d like to wake up one day without an eye lash in my eye

You: I'm not really into commitment

The 118th video you've watched about this fucking anime from 1997: Hey

the normalized dr^g use, casualness to sex, clinging to a virile body, it’s nothing new, it’s a new batch replacing the old one

We’ve Reached Peak Gay Sluttiness Party all weekend, hook up with anyone, never get an STD or a hangover, and still make the Monday-morning Zooms. Who says nobody’s having sex anymore?

my only thought on this article is that we’ve just reinvented circuit queens

www.thecut.com/article/ghb-...

mexicans really be going everywhere

nymphomaniac vol. i (2013):

we need a country whose flag is a spreadsheet

a generation that’s benefitted from vaccine mandates decided the new ones can suffer

it’s not :333