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Rambles of so-called "Jade" lifeform She/Her I'm an adult. Minors please DNI. @SpiraIKnights , @m3ga8ytes , @_38mb on twt Elsewhere: https://linktr.ee/38mb

58 Followers  |  25 Following  |  246 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2023  |  2.0683

Latest posts by 38megabyt.es on Bluesky

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a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a house with his eyes closed . ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a house with his eyes closed .

we Blitz. Needle. Charge attack.

17.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hes rotting

12.10.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Among Us x Fortnite is back, YIPPEEEE!! πŸ₯³

get ur Crewmate backbling and distraction dance emote in the Fortnite Item Shop from Sept 29 – Oct 4, 2025.

check out this link for more info: https://www.innersloth.com/its-back-among-us-in-fortnite/

29.09.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

evil gang

20.09.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the little "sun" where the light symbol should be is far funnier to me than it has any right being

19.09.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*As far as I know. Please don't spoil my fun.

19.09.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think it's really funny that this is* the first piece of Hayes Meatwood content made by the character's creator on a public website

19.09.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ive said it before and ill say it again

17.09.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4939    πŸ” 1999    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 16

Fuck You

15.09.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

waow

10.09.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
pill pack with 9mm rounds in instead of pills

pill pack with 9mm rounds in instead of pills

theres a pill for this actually

18.08.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IM GONNA END UP ON SO MANY FUCKING WATCHLISTS

18.08.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hi oomfie :)

18.08.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it was widely advertised as a leftie twitter clone & any leftie who actually cared enough to fully swap over to this site is Generally Insufferable In Nature

18.08.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Suggestive art of Jane Crocker, from Homestuck. She is sitting on a wooden beach lounger, with her legs crossed, while wearing a blue and white striped bikini top, and is implied to be bottomless. She swirls a wine glass with one hand, while holding a phone to her head with the other. A speech bubble depicts her as saying 'Roxy, honey, you can creampie me any time you want.' Behind her, a pie is flying towards her head, sent through a void-aspect portal.

Suggestive art of Jane Crocker, from Homestuck. She is sitting on a wooden beach lounger, with her legs crossed, while wearing a blue and white striped bikini top, and is implied to be bottomless. She swirls a wine glass with one hand, while holding a phone to her head with the other. A speech bubble depicts her as saying 'Roxy, honey, you can creampie me any time you want.' Behind her, a pie is flying towards her head, sent through a void-aspect portal.

lovely little jane crocker commission i was commissioned to draw commission commission

14.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2147    πŸ” 352    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

also i think all the final destinations are kind of just the producers's barely disguised gore fetish

12.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah but the cgi is cool

12.08.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

take your work home easily and then plug it into the company ethernet cables when youre back at work

12.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finish the sentence "Colo𝓀rful Tie"

12.08.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

is this the fentanyl ibuprofen guy

12.08.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fuckin nerd

12.08.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

did you see that one video from like last year of a dude beating supermeatboy as tofu boy that shit was fucked up

12.08.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

theyre all just calling me old.

12.08.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

metaphorical repost

12.08.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're 24 days older than me go home grandma

12.08.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this fucking gif is probably older than half the current homestuck fandom jesus christ

12.08.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ohhh noooo the mind control... it totally works on humans.... ohhhhhhhh noooooooo i guess i have to go kiss twinks now okay bye

12.08.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if vriska was a yellow blood she would be pisska

12.08.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

keep your mind powers away from me woman

12.08.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thats not how it goes you're meant to be like "on't care. more mouse bites!!"

12.08.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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