trinket

im ready for the Surgery (elf ears)

called everybody i have access to today and sent emails to back up those calls. you can do it too: yellat.money

Meme, upper text: The Myth of Artistic Freedom Man says: I want to draw it Woman says: I want to see it MasterCard and Visa logos say: I DON'T! Bottom text: ISN'T THERE SOME RANDOM PAYMENT PROCESSOR YOU FORGOT TO ASK?

Gender Troublemakers A visual archive documenting queer films and its pioneers, as well as a space for contemporary filmmakers.

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body swap stories rely on the assumption that no one else has ever swapped bodies. if anyone ever asked a friend "hey, have you ever uhm, accidentally switched bodies with your mom?" the story would go in a really interesting direction.

printers have been maliciously designed

need the hrt that gives me legs like this

accidentally infiltrating a social dance scene bc i look just like someone that actually goes here. keep getting told "it's nice to see you again!", and i may stop informing them that this is my first time

honey processed, naturally 🩷

the thing about people is that everyone thinks that their own choices are correct and justifiable

Casts of a Dreamer

how else do you even clean the kitchen floor?

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

a child sized table with mismatched chairs is on a grassy curb. placed on top of the table is a full bag of concrete and an opened bottle of root beer

picnic

I knew that moving to a new city would mean leaving behind many people that helped me find opportunities. but i don't think i remembered how long it took to form those relationships. feeling kind of lost and unsure of how to start convincing people that i should be around

JP1: I'm Dr. Jordan Peterson.
JP2: Me too. I'm a professor emeritus at University of Toronto.
JP1: So you say. Now prove your claim.
JP2: Oh come on.
JP1: Now really. This is too much.
JP2: You're approaching the absurd.
SCIENTIST: Abort the simulation. This is so annoying and I am a bad scientist.

naughty dolls go in the dollhole

where evil moths will eat away all their beautiful clothing

and torture them!

listen, can't you hear the screams?

... why does it sound like birds

what the fuck is happening in the dollhole

is that mahjong? god damn it

who gives moths tiles

image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over. text written over it says "getting cuddled please"

getting cuddled please

image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over in pink. text written over it says "horns"

horns

what the jester?

stupid idea of today: mobile suit in rope bondage stickers.
Not really nsfw in content but nsfw in theme.

someone else took an L

An angel flies close to a demon lying on their bed.

Angel and Demon. 🪽

please tell the people close to you that you love them. tell them so frequently that it gets fucking weird. life is so unbearably short and should be filled to the brim with affectionate reassurances

tempted to set up at markets blindfolded so that the skeptics dont think im reading body language. also it would be incredible to read my cards without seeing them

image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over in pink. text written over it says "i need genderless void-dinner"

i need genderless void-dinner

image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over in pink. text written over it says "vegetables"

vegetables

image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over in pink. text written over it says "holding hands"

holding hands