Mighty KayTor

A big woman in uniform who respects people's privacy and is far too uncool to recognize famous people in the wild

Guys, please be honest- If you saw me back in 2015, would you have believed I could protect a building? #SecurityHeavy #PhrasesIWishWereaThingBackWhen

"Oh, cool, this artist/event is coming to town, I'd love to see them."

<clickety-click>

<Ticketmaster starts to load>

"You know what, fucking forget it."

I want to repost this but the repost count is at 420, so I will just appreciate.

Now that the oven has held baked goodies (blueberry white chocolate chip scones), this place is officially Home. #cozy #baking

Finally got around to framing this poster (that Ive held onto for 30+ years) of the only Queen whose authority I will ever aknowledge. Not really sure where it will go yet.

Having a blast decorating my new place and finally getting to give this thrifted pendant light (lovingly dubbed "The Whorehouse Lamp" the attention it deserves.

When I was about 10, I rented what turned out to be a Titty Movie called "Assault of The Killer Bimbos" that me and my best friend watched at her grandma's house. But look at this cover, can you blame me??

Dang,is it Goth Interior Decorating season already?

Ahh how fondly do I recall those halcyon days of youth in Jeff Philidelphia.

“I whistled for a Jeff, and when it came near, the license plate said Jeff and there was a Jeff in the mirror”

-Theme from The Jeff Prince of Bel-Air

Me: I got us out of that horrible moldy basement bachelor and you now have natural light and a beautiful view of the city!

The Cat: I've never been so angry at you.

JURASSIC BARK 😭🍕🐕🍑🍑🍑🍑👀

I thought I was being soooo clever writing my lil Indo-Celtic fusion dark folk song, but then realized I was just having flashbacks to being in my teens and listening to Loreena McKinnet's "Book of Secrets" on ADHD repeat-until-you-paradoxically erase-it-from-your-brain-for-20-years.

This is so stupid, but high effort stupidity is kinda my thing so... more #AlbumArt. Loverboy here is a mashup between S-Tier GothFather Vincent Price, the Multidimensional Aurelio Voltaire, and Single Dad Icon Dr. Byron Orpheus.

Can confirm, Ive played Stray.

Is that Ryoko? I havent thought of that series in years!

Pretty sure her brothers just have the Benny Hill theme (played on Kazoo) on loop tho

Hadda make a symphonic death metal song with an Apocalyptic Latin chorus for this bitch, because Jack Russell Terrier lol

There are some pets where you can tell from looking into their eyes that it's just circus music back there, and then there's the pit bull I met today whose massive square head was just the 1990s Chicago Bulls entrance music on a loop. That dog was ready for Sports.

Have you fed your fancy little lad his berries and cream today?

#DigitalArt for a song I made. It's a #selfportrait circa 1992. As you can see, as I was a very Avant-Garde child, decades ahead of my time, stylewise particularily in terms of my "Hide-The-Pain-Harold" 1000 yard stare.

Wrote a song in 2009 about Lil' Shitdom. Listening to now, there are a lot of fixes I COULD make but... polishing it just wouldnt feel right. Anyway, here's some #DigitalArt I made for it. Threw in some deep cuts specific to a certain time and place, IYKYK. #TheShwa #OshawaPunx

Quick n dirty lil #DigitalArt drawing inspired by #PuellaMagiMadokaMagica, #OC Character(s) Cait and The Wrought Iron Witch

All I'm sayin' is, why be a #Queer #Goth when you could be a Fruit Bat?

Just helped a baby raccoon who'd somehow managed to get its lil forepaw wedged in the crack on the side of a busted recycling bin, which is great timing because im moving to a bigger place and earning a blessing from the Raccoon Garbage God means I'll for sure find a really nice couch on the curb.

Yeeeeesh.

Did you check your Random Crap drawer yet?

YouTube video by Josh Johnson RFK Jr: Head of Health and Human Sewage

Juuuuust listened to a really good bit Comedian Josh Johnson did about this absolute whackadoodle. Here, because nightmares are always a little more bearable with a bit of laughter to beat back the despair:

Gonna start referring to myself as The Family Capybera, since Im the only sibling one who consistently gets along with all the other siblings.

I dont mean to be unkind, but it is genuinely funny to me that this person meant to refer to "The Male Gaze" but presumably, has never seen it written down.