Mordechai Luchins

“Thanks for making our bed, human servant”
“That’s the boy’s bed”
“I think you’ll find all beds are, in fact, ours.”
“Oh?”
“In the sense of Plato’s ‘realm of ideas’ all beds are just a reflection of the ‘ideal bed’. Which, clearly, would be ours.”

Someone got into my bshert’s philosophy books

“I’m just a kitten but doesn’t pre-peeled garlic go against the teachings of the Sky Nonas?”

Yo I know that spot!

Cannot. Unsee. Damn. You.

I admit, I’m showing off my computing power today.

45” monitor. M4 MacBoom Air, iPad Pro 3rd Gen, two Lenovo gaming handhelds , Lenovo gaming tablet I’m supposed to be photographing, and a silly little iPod in my monitor notch

NYT “Let us explain why Trump being forced by his doctor to take dementia screening tests and MRI every few months is bad news for Biden”.

The moment I sat down, this lovely girl came over and flopped down next to me for pets.

It’s like… no. Just no.

One of the dogs ABSOLUTELY defiled the foyer today. Wow. That was intense. Took forever to clean and had to turn the house fan on to air this out.

Poor thing.

A little while ago, I went outside to see if package I am EAGERLY awaiting was there. Nope.

A few minutes later, my phone sends me an alert that there is a package outside. YAY!

HA HA no. The alert was the system detecting me walking out to look for the package.

“National Black Cat DAY?? We just assumed EVERY day was ours.”
…
“Now be a good serving human and get us a sunbeam.”

#shabbat menu time!

Sautéed yellow beans, a slow cooked “London broil”, roasted carrots, rainbow cauliflower ala Mia & a potato kugel and stuffed cabbage from Monsey Takeout, one of my favorite clients

Dessert is a client too, in honor of my bshert. Owner made something special for her :)

The world is my Rorschach test.

“For some, Cheshvan is a relief. For others, it is the month where the void echoes loudest. The month where the floodwaters of family dynamics, communal expectations, and emotional overwhelm finally recede and we’re left with what survived – or didn’t.”

Read more at tinyurl.com/2h52t66y

The boy has asked me to stop referring to some recipies as “too Ashkenormative”.

He informs me that it’s gotten to the point where I sound like I’m using it as a slur.

Kid might have a point.

That’s brilliant. I was looking at the gamer edition but that head is the worst head.

@damnyouwillis.bsky.social Question for you, good sir.

Which Ratchet figure would you say comes closest to the "Lost Light" version?

Look at this perfect little robot samurai dude.

Now I need to get his husband.

Stop being mean to my brother!

Dang it.

What about the guy who invented the crackers?

I am a super excited Transformers geek right now. With the help of a good friend, a 2010 Deluxe class Drift for $40 (and that is with shipping!)! This is a toy I have not seen for less than $100, even loose.

@thepmann.bsky.social you are the everliving bee's knees.

My fitness ring is always saying things like “ hey you’re doing a great job recovering!”

Recovering from what I wasn’t aware, I was sick

Ring what do you know that I don’t?!

“No more working. “
“I was shopping! For food!”
“For me?”
“No, for us. The humans.”
“Then no. No shopping.”

Multiple Passover Kashrut Guides: It is too difficult to clean out a stand mixer for Passover

Me, after binging a TON of @mrmixer.store videos: the heck it is.

For the last year I have been absolutely fixated on the Ninja Cafe Luxe. I have not, however, been willing to put down $600 on an espresso maker (and yes I know a good one costs MUCh more than that)
BUT: now they have them refurbed on Woot.com! tinyurl.com/ynxa6zyf

eeeeeee

"I worked HARD on that insult, and will not be retracting it"

Indeed. Although there is something to be said for a weekDAY nap, mid-work day. Like some kind of demigod.

Kitten finds the sounds of anti-fascism soothing and falls asleep

Sometimes I worry that I've inadvertently insulted someone. Yet I never seem to worry about doing it on purpose. I'm very flawed.