David Sack

a man in a suit and tie says that 's not a threat that 's a promise Alt: a man in a suit and tie says that 's not a threat that 's a promise

I’m pretty sure it was Jonah who could
never say it right.

That’s a VEEP joke, right?

AND no matter their religious beliefs. Yay dad!

Hmm… my Paul gif didn’t load. No matter, new revelation today!

I think maybe instead of being Paul, maybe I’m just Derek with people and then I’m Liz on the inside.

It’s so nice seeing Mutemath on the timeline! This might be my one album for a deserted island.

I’m ALOT of Paul too though, lol

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We’re just finishing up a season 2 rewatch of Shrinking before we jump into season 3. My wife says I’m a Derek.

So I guess I win at life… even though it doesn’t usually feel like it.

That’s fair. My wife just always says there’s no problem with me still looking up to that character. Bill Cosby is a terrible person that played an incredible character, he’s not the first and won’t be the last. She’s right, as usual. That also helps the mental gymnastics.

The finales for Traitors are always so hard for me. I feel SO bad for the faithful.

They should add one final step at the finale and give the traitors the chance, on camera, to share the pot with any surviving faithful. One last dramatic moment of being a good person or looking out for themselves.

Share a TV show that raised you.

Between him, Uncle Phil, Al Bundy, Danny Tanner, Steven Keaton and more we had some of the greatest role models of all time.

Share a TV show that raised you.

It really, really sucks that he turned out to be what he was… cause Dr. Huxtable taught me most of what I know about being a husband and father.

4 Non Blondes really nailed it didn't they.

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
"What's going on?"

-What's Up

Here comes Quad Stuf. And then the cycle will start all over again.

I said ‘far’ alot. You can see how outraged I am!!

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You deserve far better treatment than this. 7:30 is far too late for dinner.

Agreed. Best in Show is a notch above the rest, but this crew is always a delight. They’re all absolutely worth the time.

This was the best time I ever had making a video.

And it’s because Catherine O’Hara created one of the most delightful characters anyone could imagine.

Even TRYING to recreate it for a couple hours was a goddamn joy.

Moira Rose will live forever.

I am heartbroken.

The only person I’ll play as!

I want to watch this again, but with Elisha this time… but we have time to watch movies right before bed and she has a rule against going to bed sad. I really liked the movie though.

I’ve got a new one: Alyson Hannigan and Cristin Milioti as sisters.

True! I enjoy teaching my kids, I don’t think I’m cut out for teaching other kids though.

Yeah! I thought it was a pretty tight system, eliminated the general collusion concerns about renting. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I also wasn’t going to allow it to be a 1 to 1 trade. I was gonna have the team who wanted to offer the rental just put the player up for auction, so there wouldn’t be any dirty deals under the table.

I made a strong push to add this in my big crazy bankroll league. I felt like as long as the stipulations were public it would work great and would be a great way for teams that were out of the running to get extra bankroll.

I did NOT get any support, lol.

a man in a car says " the machine knows " Alt: a man in a car says " the machine knows "

I think I’m pretty awesome at analogies. How do I put that to use for a job?

Told my son today, while we were talking about emotions, that they should be your GPS. They’re a tool, you shouldn’t let them be the driver. You don’t want to be Michael Scott and follow your GPS into a lake!!

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You ever watch a movie and think to yourself that one of the actors looks like somebody else… and then that completely takes you out of the movie every time they are on screen?

Totally ruined this movie because one of the actors looks like they could be a McPoyle.

Me holding my son at the zoo with a gorilla looking at us on the other side of the glass

Me sitting in an oversized chair with a dumb look on my face

These were the two I had on Facebook in 2016: