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oh the lesbian life i lead of loving 1940s men’s mechanic clothing but my womanly dump truck ass just won’t quit. help me @dieworkwear.bsky.social HELP ME

Newsletter email from MySpace in 2009 promoting “MySpace Mobile”

feeling nostalgic today.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

if anxiety went to our muscles like P90X i’d be the most swole woman in the world.

angry lil red ball shakin his fist in the air to ohio drivers that drive slow over a snow flake on the ground

Ohioans see one snow flake in the sky and decide to start driving 20mph on the freeway.

sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched

i shall not rest until every tongue tastes the sippy cup of knowledge!!

quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage

A list of ten musical artists to listen to if you’re a conspiracy theorist...

10. Maroon 5G
9. Flat Eartha Kitt
8. 4 QAnon Blondes
7. Huey Lewis and the Fake News
6. Foster the Sheeple
5. New (World) Order
4. Masonic Youth
3. Unmarked Van Morrison
2. Basement Vaxx
1. Simple Minds

guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”

turkey stuffed with octopus tentacles, sitting on top of crab legs

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?

It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool

i got homeless millionaire ??

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Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey -The Onion

6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey

used a mouse with my laptop for the first time.
i am, unfortunately, no longer a “tiny mouse for laptop use” hater. 😞

Period

chromakopia is so damn good guys

You may lose ya phone and wallet but Alicia Keys still there

downloading old stuff from my twitter before deletion.

still can’t remember why i hated this frosty so much.

extremely refreshing to see no ads on a social media platform. it is BLISS.

joined bluesky so i can pretend it’s 2009 again; hello frenz

shit from a butt