wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative
01.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 6388 🔁 709 💬 48 📌 15wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative
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Land of the free market
Home of the slave
Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.
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Magik
#Magik
SFW
Some of my furry work, I love the badger one the most
26.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 52 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0It is probably unsurprising to everyone that Uncle Ted was correct.
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Uncle Jeffy Tiedrich says today in his newsletter:
"Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."
Just received a request for an album on CD, my collaborators are wanting to do a physical release for our compilation in March, one friend is starting a zine, and another just sent out a rather high quality newsletter they typed themselves on a typewriter.
Physical media is on the rise once more!
Chupacabra
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Tweet by Jesse Brenneman with a profile picture, stating: "America is being run like a business acquired by private equity, stripped for parts before liquidation." Tone is critical.
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$4 BILLION — So corrupt.
There is no debating this. Anyone who says otherwise is telling on themselves.
This may be the best mixed black metal I've ever heard. The perfect blend of grit, distortion, and darkness:
dungeonsquidproductions.bandcamp.com/album/from-l...
On behalf of CF97 Sirens, we are honored to be involved in this one alongside so many Fire supporters 🔥
Join us for the Chicago Fire season opener watch party.
Saturday, Feb 21 • 7:30 PM
Marz Brewing
Live 🚫🧊 jersey customization by Crossbar Syndicate.
Proceeds benefit ICIRR.
¡Vamos, Fire! #cf97
you will own nothing and be happy
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Magik
#Magik
If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.
The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”
It’s about control.
2 HOURS of Industrial/EBM tunes to get you through your day. Track IDs are in the video. Thanks for listening 😊
#industrialmusic
Playing fucking Witch Hunter Robin is peak
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Weirdly hard to find poetic or spooky vocal samples on freesound so I made one - give me a shoutout if you use it: freesound.org/people/noeye...
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Tweet with quote retweet image showing text: "She tweeted 'in Somalia we execute pedophiles'. The headline: Ilhan Omar Calls To Execute President Trump," with engagement stats below.
12.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performed‘American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁
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One of my favorite images is just this random ass font test I made with Goji.
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Stream starting in 1 hour!
Twitch.tv/IXmartyrXI
Audiopilz will not be able to accuse me of having Nostalgia for the @RolandGlobal
aira line because I never stopped loving it and have only grown my collection since first getting a TB3.
I will forever beg them to release an MX2 though. For the love of God I want an MX2.
Parks, indoor playgrounds. One of the last malls in our area just put in a bunch of free games to play for mall goers as well.
07.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0O? There might be two people using that name then because the person I know is a guy lol
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