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A series of three screenshots from the film "Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade", from the humorous scene where Indy is telling the bad guys that Marcus Brody is multitalented, only to cut to Brody bumbling his way through a crowd. The following captions are below each panel 1. Showing Indy and his father: "Millennials - Generation Alpha are digital natives. They've grown up already using every technology you had to adapt to." 2. A close up on Indy, his father still in the background: "They know every smartphone, watch 3 screens at once, spend 10 hours a day online. With any luck, they've got the tech skills we need already." 3. Showing Marcus Brody in a crowd of seemingly Middle Eastern people: "Gen Alpha - Does anyone here know what a c drive is? Is itanapp?"

Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.

Microsoft AI Researchers Accidentally Expose 38 Terabytes of Confidential Data Microsoft accidentally exposed 38TB of private data, including secrets, keys, passwords, and 30K+ internal Teams messages, on GitHub due to a security

Microsoft AI Researchers Accidentally Expose 38 Terabytes of Confidential Data

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Seems about right in the security field haha looking at job listings, you would think everyone was born with experience and every skill under the sun #cybersecurity #infosec #security

😂😂😂 Good luck getting it through to the boomers up top! #cybersecurity #socanalyst #staysafe #goodluck

Network+ ✅
Wireshark & TCPDump ✅
Sec+ course is 92% done! From there, onto Splunk and AZ-900! Some practice labs and AWS while I’m at it. Might as well! #getstarted #cybersecurity #cyber

Chinese Group Spreads Android Spyware Via Trojan Signal, Telegram Apps Thousands of devices have become infected with "BadBazaar," malware previously used to spy on Uyghur and Turkic ethnic minorities in China.

Chinese Group Spreads Android Spyware Via Trojan Signal, Telegram Apps

Lol I have never seen or heard of anything associated with Telegram that was ever positive … it’s either been a hub for weird scams or outright dangerous and illegal activity, or, like in this case, malware. Someone needs to just put that platform out of its misery 😂😂😂

I’m so fucking tired of seeing “US government hacked by China” stories…they really need to figure out how to start hiring more and better people…the amount of “I’d like to work for the government, but can’t afford to” posts I’ve seen online is equally crazy high 🤬🤬🤬

Yes, but only if they feel guilty about it after!

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So true! Well said! Thanks, Cal and Stephane! #cybersecurity

Trumps mugshot through a microwave door

What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:

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Whoa…..vandalism is definitely the word for it. Shame

Highest-paying cybersecurity job titles + average salaries, from CyberSeek:

Security architect: $151,547
Cybersec manager: $128,665
Cybersec engineer: $127,094
Pen tester: $120,662
Sec analyst: $107,517
Cybersec specialist: $106,265
IT sec auditor: $105,692

#cybersecurity #cybersec #infosec

Sometimes I feel like this account is genius, and other times I feel like it’s just a random word generator….and it’s possible that it could be both 😳🫡

Crazy! Imagine….food! What’s next, rent?

Good luck, my friend! I’m doing something similar now

Dude’s having a tough day

CompTIA: “It’s estimated that there will be 3.5 million unfilled cybersecurity jobs by the end of 2025.”

LET’S GOOOOOoooo the market is wide open! Get certified and GET PAID! #cybersecurity #cybersec #noob

Gay Communist Gun Club sounds like such a busy afternoon 😳

Sounds like a win-win to me! Haha