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Jolisa Gracewood

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Freelance writer and editor, full-time silly sausage. Books, bikes, better places, beastly puns. She/ her/ the cats’ mother. Based in Tāmaki Makaurau, aka New Auck City. Aspirational af.

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Female #kakapo are utterly focussed on their chicks. Stella came back to the nest while I was checking her very young chicks two nights ago. Apparently unconcerned by me being there, she jumped in and started brooding them in front of me. #conservation #parrots #birds #kakapo2026

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“She was a person for whom kindness was a very ordinary thing, who believed that the only acceptable excuse for not having a bird feeder in the back garden was that you had one in the front garden.” 

From the novel Leonard and Hungry Paul, by Rónán Hession (describing Leonard’s mother).

“She was a person for whom kindness was a very ordinary thing, who believed that the only acceptable excuse for not having a bird feeder in the back garden was that you had one in the front garden.” From the novel Leonard and Hungry Paul, by Rónán Hession (describing Leonard’s mother).

Lovely! By coincidence I had just noted this line in a book…

05.03.2026 09:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
He aroha whakatō
He aroha puta mai.
If kindness is sown, 
Then kindness you shall receive.

He aroha whakatō He aroha puta mai. If kindness is sown, Then kindness you shall receive.

He aroha whakatō
He aroha puta mai.
If kindness is sown, 
Then kindness you shall receive.

He aroha whakatō He aroha puta mai. If kindness is sown, Then kindness you shall receive.

He aroha whakatō
He aroha puta mai.
If kindness is sown,
Then kindness you shall receive.

05.03.2026 08:28 — 👍 15    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
Banana's Loose

Banana's Loose

Dire warning at the supermarket

05.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 110    🔁 25    💬 8    📌 2

“so library”, on the other hand… 💁🏻‍♀️

05.03.2026 07:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Download advice on feeding newborns to teens

Download advice on feeding newborns to teens

Reminds me of Swift’s Modest Proposal.

05.03.2026 05:02 — 👍 586    🔁 169    💬 24    📌 19
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requiem for vanished birdsong

03.03.2026 21:01 — 👍 7754    🔁 2646    💬 43    📌 18
A sign at the supermarket advertising “Whole Raw Australian Banana” - as a “Meat and Seafood Deal” - and you have to read the fine print to discover these are, in fact, prawns. Banana prawns I guess…is that a thing??

A sign at the supermarket advertising “Whole Raw Australian Banana” - as a “Meat and Seafood Deal” - and you have to read the fine print to discover these are, in fact, prawns. Banana prawns I guess…is that a thing??

Bananas defying categorisation, becoming ungovernable…

05.03.2026 05:07 — 👍 22    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

In terms of coherence of policy positions, Labour were moving towards lowering the voting age to 16 years old.

They would also be in favour of civics education for children, so that when they can vote, they understand some of how the system works.

But now they support cutting off access to info?

05.03.2026 04:03 — 👍 16    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
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1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

03.03.2026 17:13 — 👍 2357    🔁 852    💬 3    📌 144
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1906: "Books have become the modern narcotic." Novels were compared to opium, alcohol and cigarettes and parents wanted restrictions on children being able to read them.

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Novels were compared to narcotics, and people pushing the moral panic wanted restrictions placed on who could purchase them. Reading was compared to gluttony and it was believed those who read novels were brain rotted, low IQ.

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Books about jazz were blamed for making children depressed and causing suicide and brain rot ("lop-sided brains"), they wanted to ban children under 16 from reading them.

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AN OPEN LETTER ABOUT THE FUTURE OF CRITIC TE ĀROHI.

05.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 34    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 1

NZ hospital voice non-recognition system error caught by human transcriber.

04.03.2026 22:06 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
Early morning - sun about to rise with peachy clouds over trees

Early morning - sun about to rise with peachy clouds over trees

The moon heading towards moonset

The moon heading towards moonset

This morning

East vs West

04.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Reet petite! Like she’s shrunk in the wash, but in a good way - the accidentally flattering crop top of dogs.

04.03.2026 08:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I LOVE this!! Going to use this one a lot

04.03.2026 07:49 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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The Brighter Future What would this country look like in a decade or so if we actually did what so desperately needs doing?

Emily Writes @emilywrites.co.nz and I are starting a new series called The Brighter Future, where writers and artists and poets and so on imagine what a better future might look like, if we actually did some of the needful that's right in front of us: www.emilywrites.co.nz/the-brighter...

04.03.2026 05:41 — 👍 61    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 3
Sunset shot of my jolly productive cucumber plant, defying gravity twice over by clambering vertically up the garden arch and dangling rather fruitily (the old-fashioned kind with spikes)

Sunset shot of my jolly productive cucumber plant, defying gravity twice over by clambering vertically up the garden arch and dangling rather fruitily (the old-fashioned kind with spikes)

Daytime cucumbers, plentiful and shiny.

Daytime cucumbers, plentiful and shiny.

(I appreciate this respectful elucidation, gents... ye olde Twitter feelings.🥹

Some random cucumbers by way of thanks.)

04.03.2026 07:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This aligns with my suspicions, which are admittedly largely based on vibes - but am always all ears for more grounding details.

04.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was thinking of this too….will the oil crisis be so bad we will go back to car-free sundays because there isn’t going to be enough oil/petrol for everyone?

One of the most iconic photos of that time.

03.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 3

That is one scenic cat! Good to have an easy-on-the-eye companion to delight in, when other things are hard. ❤️‍🩹

04.03.2026 04:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hehe, priors, innit.

04.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmm… the “now” bit feels extremely newsworthy to me, but then I am just a humble news-watcher.

Agree tho, the survey result was headline-worthy, assuming no material changes to the survey in the interim. (Stuff’s take felt useful: a significant drop - but still a significant number)

04.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Talk me through it? As a casual observer of the news, it was an intriguing juxtaposition of two not unrelated sets of numbers (which opened up good questions about the effectiveness of political approaches to issues that had been quite vigorously campaigned on…)

04.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Genuine q, what was wrong with the story? It was just reporting numbers, no?

04.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Excellent, thank you!

03.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

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Another awful scarring of another generation.

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