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Update: The toys are Antifa now. 😆
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Planes, Trains, Automobiles, etc. Part one of a series of tales from the John Candy: A Life In Comedy book tour.

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From a 12/1/10 CBS News article: Debbie is talking about the rag doll who lives on the island with other misfit toys, such as "Charlie in a Box," the spotted elephant and the train with square wheels. It turns out, the doll barely appeared in the original script, so the author did not explain why she was on the island. But over the years, as the special was revised, the doll got more screen time and lines. One of the producers behind the special, Arthur Rankin, says he believes her problems are "psychological."

They banished the doll to the Island of Misfit Toys when all she needed was a psychotherapist!

I know nothing about this video, but it’s captivating.

There was no fucking reason for this. Trump ordered this. He must pay

I used to review color dev samples and prod dye lots against color standards (including Pantone) for a living.

If I had samples of these fabrics under a light box in a climate-controlled room, there’s a good chance I’d visually approve them. A spectrophotometer might agree they meet tolerance reqs.

😂

Someone at your Thanksgiving table is laughing and passing you the gravy, all while thinking about how their dad really loved mashed potatoes. We need a new word for that kind of multitasking.

I used to love this week.
Then I didn’t.
Then this was my favorite week of the year.
Then it was my most dreaded.

Had 2025 not taken three more of my loved ones, this week would have been getting easier.

But next year?
Next year. 🍁

Temu + Republican = Tepublican

I just don't know how it was a surprise to anyone. For 10 years you've seen these nondescript accounts with 10000 followers that follow another 10000 and have profiles full of emoji and hashtags. Like everyone has know what they were since 2015

But the over-the-top “patriot”accounts that were so obviously fake to you/me in 2016, almost immediately started influencing the culture of REAL Trump supporters. So by 2017, we had US users non-ironically setting up “PATRIOT123456🇺🇸” accounts.

America ended up being even dumber than they expected.

A Twitter account called Ivanka News tweets an AI image of a young woman wearing Muslim garb. The woman is holding a sign that says "I came here illegally. Should I be deported?" Ivanka News writes: What is your response to this person ?? In the "About this account" tab, it appears the account is based in Nigeria

An account called MAGA scope writes: Who, in your view is the great enemy of the United States? Communism, Islam, Democratic Party, or Satan? The account is based in Nigeria.

An account called MAGA Nadine writes: You go to work and find this. What would you do? The attached pic is an AI image that shows a microwave. The microwave has a sign that says "For religious reasons, this microwave is now making halal food only." The account is based in Morocco.

An account called America First posts an AI image of Tulsi Gabbard. They wrote: How would you rate your trust in Tulsi Gabbard on a scale of 1-10?

Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.

Everyone was crying in the comments section where I found this. AI will never be able to capture such heart and beauty. ❤️

If we ever got Star Trek technology, our energy reserves would be drained within a month by the replication of one billion bologna sandwiches.

A smiling stick figure holding a brick of their head. The text reads, “Move yall I got it!!”

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Amazing talent!!

holy hell, ouch

omfghahahahaha

I came here hoping to find a screenshot of “I don’t deserve flavors.” omg… 🤣😂

I’ve been in that state of mind (it’s hell). Those four words strip 1000 words of self-pity down to its absurd little core. It’s beautiful, really.

Mr T with at least three kittens

“I Kitty The Fool” socks. Primarily yellow with light blue lettering/toes. Mr T with a human body but cat-like head is the main knitted design

“I KITTY THE FOOL” 😹

a close up of a cat 's face with the words ultra cleaver above it Alt: a close up of a cat’s face with the words “ultra cleaver”

Leftist feminism, pls. Time to take a fucking meat cleaver to the patriarchy.

This but for whatever “truth” she has on the moon.

This is no different than the Google AI results for that Obama prompt we’ve all seen by now. But it’s shocking how quickly (immediately!) I was able to trip it up.

worthy of ccs? why not..
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QUESTION (prompt): Was Mitt Romney born between Obama and Trump? ANSWER: 3 sites No, Mitt Romney was not born between Barack Obama and Donald Trump; in fact, all three men were born in different decades, with Romney being the oldest. Here are their birth dates: • Donald Trump: June 14, 1946 • Mitt Romney: March 12, 1947 • Barack Obama: August 4, 1961 Romney was born after Trump, and Obama was born a number of years after both of them.

This was my FIRST attempt at seeing if I can trip-up Google’s AI.

I shit you not: FIRST TRY

Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies | CNN Politics Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, accordin...

Vaxxed?

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Dick Cheney’s head from a Futurama holiday special.

Dude needs a better optometrist.