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Mofo Hixon

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Sooner Dad. Bingu World Champ. πŸ† I have TWO mugs now. The online content the ESRB warned you about. This account fights fascism.

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TWEET OF THE DAY πŸ†

02.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3036    πŸ” 955    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 15
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From the obscuremusicthatslaps community on Reddit: Silly but it slaps Explore this post and more from the obscuremusicthatslaps community

Good morning folks. Happy Saturday to those who celebrate.

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02.03.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ernie (Sesame Street) wearing a straw hat. Surrounded by vegetables and rows of crops in the background. Caption reads: "Farmer Ernie says the only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber."

Ernie (Sesame Street) wearing a straw hat. Surrounded by vegetables and rows of crops in the background. Caption reads: "Farmer Ernie says the only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber."

02.03.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please sign my Petition to send the American Men’s Hockey team to Iran.

01.03.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a skeet that said Iranian girls can finally make an Onlyfans. I laughed... then shook my head in shame. You gotta laugh to keep yourself from going insane.

01.03.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
If dragons were real #comedy #music #quetzalcoatlus
YouTube video by Matt Storer If dragons were real #comedy #music #quetzalcoatlus

Cool! There's a song for that!

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01.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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She fucking nailed it. πŸ˜†

25.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9070    πŸ” 1559    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 106

They’re now literally declaring that their ultimate hope, their actual goal, is to build a God in their own image.

25.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7

Tonight we may hit numbers once thought theoretically impossible when β€œThe Busey Scale” was first conceived.

24.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Supreme Court has finally announced that Donald Trump’s stupid, illegal tariffs were, in fact, stupid and illegal. Now every company in America is lining up to get a big fat tariff refund from the federal government.

But who actually paid those tariffs? YOU did, because America’s big retailers marked everything up. So shouldn’t YOU get the refund? Not a bunch of corporate dipshits and douchebags?

Cards Against Humanity thinks so. That’s why we are giving 100% of our tariff refund back to all of you, our customers. Sign up now at GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com.

The Supreme Court has finally announced that Donald Trump’s stupid, illegal tariffs were, in fact, stupid and illegal. Now every company in America is lining up to get a big fat tariff refund from the federal government. But who actually paid those tariffs? YOU did, because America’s big retailers marked everything up. So shouldn’t YOU get the refund? Not a bunch of corporate dipshits and douchebags? Cards Against Humanity thinks so. That’s why we are giving 100% of our tariff refund back to all of you, our customers. Sign up now at GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com.

GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com

24.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1309    πŸ” 369    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 27
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From the CrazyFuckingVideos community on Reddit: Mexico after El Mencho's fall today Explore this post and more from the CrazyFuckingVideos community

Mexico under siege
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22.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the HolUp community on Reddit: Pure witchcraft Explore this post and more from the HolUp community

I've been looking into alternate sources of income

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22.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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IT’S FUCKING β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ! #trump #epsteinfiles

18.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 40
Ice cream machine with a sign that reads "anything is possible with ice cream" with another sign below that saying it's out of ice cream

Ice cream machine with a sign that reads "anything is possible with ice cream" with another sign below that saying it's out of ice cream

19.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at other countries arresting people in the Epstein Files while our President closes ranks, starts wars, and tells us to β€œmove on.”

Sigh.

19.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mixed the new Frito Lay spicy queso with the original flavor Frito Lay queso and dipped Honey BBQ Fritos in that. We're basically the same

15.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think car-cereal are good

15.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

15.02.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5474    πŸ” 1099    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 65

Haha I was about to say the same thing. He had to load the cannon. 10/10

14.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This does sound fun! Thanks for sharing

14.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When rich people say "The DOW is over 50,000 dollars!"

12.02.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Why couldn't someone have left AIDS on that toilet seat RFKj snorted coke from

12.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

26.01.2026 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2750    πŸ” 544    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 12
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Uprising

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12.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So they can sue for $10 billion now, right?

11.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4198    πŸ” 1081    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 15

All those $1.25's start adding up

11.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest part being that all the MAGAts think they're like Skywalker

11.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did

THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE ⬇️⬇️⬇️

11.02.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1005    πŸ” 419    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 27

Upside down??? You are a mad man! Ok I'll attempt over the weekend and report back

11.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0