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Mofo Hixon

@joshwaynebobbit.bsky.social

Bingu World Champ. πŸ† I (will) have a mug to prove it. This account fights fascism.

469 Followers  |  333 Following  |  4,756 Posts  |  Joined: 12.10.2023  |  1.7048

Latest posts by joshwaynebobbit.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh yeah. Probably. Wait....

06.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll take this as a vote of confidence. Still figuring out how to connect to the wifi. Maybe it's 5G?

06.08.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I need a better wristband. This one's a little tight

06.08.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man I think you talked me into it. I just picked this up on a pretty sweet deal. Figured I'd start with a used one before I fully commit.

06.08.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't really bought into the smartwatch concept. However, I picked up some stuff at an estate sale Monday, one item being a Samsung Fit. I was trying to get it to work but I think it's busted. For a second, it almost worked, and right then, I kinda got it. I think I want one now

06.08.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, city name checks out

06.08.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

That thing has more lines than a Whitney Houston green room

06.08.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh sweet summer baby girl. Boys don't really like 9 to 5 either. (But now she'll embrace it btw. This girl was born to politic)

www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/female-...

06.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the holdmycosmo community on Reddit: HMC Explore this post and more from the holdmycosmo community

LMAO www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosm...

06.08.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Batman Chicken Nuggets time

06.08.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the InternetsGreatestVids community on Reddit: Driving on ice is not a good idea Explore this post and more from the InternetsGreatestVids community

What kind of idi...oh

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06.08.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to really respect the morning guys but the last few years have shown that they view themselves differently from the rest of the team. I really believe Gordon is just using Monty in an attempt to stay relevant to the younger demo. I haven't trusted his intentions since, well, ever.

06.08.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear, hear. I definitely use that moniker with my tongue planted firmly in cheek. I was equally as pissed off about that interview with Mike and that was exactly when my listening habits started changing. Then the D&J situation showed more of their true color and I'm barely there anymore. Sad

06.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the nextfuckinglevel community on Reddit: Kid shakes and then outruns Tyreek Hill, the fastest player in football Explore this post and more from the nextfuckinglevel community

Lol Tyreek dynasty owners in shambles rn
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06.08.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Running misdirection plays

06.08.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have the courage boys shown any courage yet this morning?

06.08.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah listening to an old Saturday Cirque from 2012 the day he announced leaving

06.08.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scattershooting while waiting on Cirque wondering whatever happened to Michael Krenek

06.08.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is technology like this smh

05.08.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why isn't it on my patreon? Where else do y'all listen?

05.08.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you saying there's a new epi today?

05.08.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that sounds right

05.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vienetta! 🀣🀣 They got us good with that one

05.08.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From The League?

05.08.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

05.08.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 28606    πŸ” 8309    πŸ’¬ 732    πŸ“Œ 412
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse

Literal maga strategy

05.08.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh. I guess I could follow a couple more people

05.08.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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White House Orders NASA to Destroy Important Satellite The White House has instructed NASA employees to destroy two major, climate change-focused satellite missions.

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05.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol sir you cant be pouting while eating ice cream. Those kids would kill someone to be able to skip dinner and go straight to toast and ice cream

05.08.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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