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02.03.2026 05:36 β π 3036 π 955 π¬ 34 π 15TWEET OF THE DAY π
02.03.2026 05:36 β π 3036 π 955 π¬ 34 π 15
Good morning folks. Happy Saturday to those who celebrate.
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Ernie (Sesame Street) wearing a straw hat. Surrounded by vegetables and rows of crops in the background. Caption reads: "Farmer Ernie says the only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber."
02.03.2026 06:37 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Please sign my Petition to send the American Menβs Hockey team to Iran.
01.03.2026 22:33 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I saw a skeet that said Iranian girls can finally make an Onlyfans. I laughed... then shook my head in shame. You gotta laugh to keep yourself from going insane.
01.03.2026 04:29 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Cool! There's a song for that!
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She fucking nailed it. π
25.02.2026 18:33 β π 9070 π 1559 π¬ 214 π 106Theyβre now literally declaring that their ultimate hope, their actual goal, is to build a God in their own image.
25.02.2026 20:24 β π 243 π 50 π¬ 16 π 7Tonight we may hit numbers once thought theoretically impossible when βThe Busey Scaleβ was first conceived.
24.02.2026 23:19 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The Supreme Court has finally announced that Donald Trumpβs stupid, illegal tariffs were, in fact, stupid and illegal. Now every company in America is lining up to get a big fat tariff refund from the federal government. But who actually paid those tariffs? YOU did, because Americaβs big retailers marked everything up. So shouldnβt YOU get the refund? Not a bunch of corporate dipshits and douchebags? Cards Against Humanity thinks so. Thatβs why we are giving 100% of our tariff refund back to all of you, our customers. Sign up now at GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com.
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24.02.2026 21:09 β π 1309 π 369 π¬ 19 π 27
Mexico under siege
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I've been looking into alternate sources of income
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ITβS FUCKING ββββββββ! #trump #epsteinfiles
18.02.2026 03:06 β π 196 π 110 π¬ 20 π 40Ice cream machine with a sign that reads "anything is possible with ice cream" with another sign below that saying it's out of ice cream
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Look at other countries arresting people in the Epstein Files while our President closes ranks, starts wars, and tells us to βmove on.β
Sigh.
Mixed the new Frito Lay spicy queso with the original flavor Frito Lay queso and dipped Honey BBQ Fritos in that. We're basically the same
15.02.2026 13:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think car-cereal are good
15.02.2026 13:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Valentineβs Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
15.02.2025 02:42 β π 5474 π 1099 π¬ 75 π 65Haha I was about to say the same thing. He had to load the cannon. 10/10
14.02.2026 03:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This does sound fun! Thanks for sharing
14.02.2026 02:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When rich people say "The DOW is over 50,000 dollars!"
12.02.2026 23:29 β π 90 π 38 π¬ 2 π 2Why couldn't someone have left AIDS on that toilet seat RFKj snorted coke from
12.02.2026 23:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
26.01.2026 11:16 β π 2750 π 544 π¬ 25 π 12So they can sue for $10 billion now, right?
11.02.2026 21:50 β π 4198 π 1081 π¬ 86 π 15All those $1.25's start adding up
11.02.2026 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The funniest part being that all the MAGAts think they're like Skywalker
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π©Έπ©Έπ©Έ I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did
THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE β¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈ
Upside down??? You are a mad man! Ok I'll attempt over the weekend and report back
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