@jaketapper.bsky.social is a clown

Hopalong Dumbfuck

Husdad.

Hopalong Dumbfuck

complete with the under arm stains and the accompanying VO because he thinks deodorant is going to kill him and yet eats dead roadkill

So I guess he ran out of bronzer and they just went with floor stain?

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I saw that; Trump absolutely looks like he is using wood stain at this point!
Maybe it’s Home Depot - definitely not born with it
FCK

@georgetakei.bsky.social ♥️

💯 there was a cat

I was in a bar in Amsterdam years ago, and there was a bar cat

Scott MF Iron Fist Bissent. How do we get this man to punch himself?

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Tom MF Cotton is why my attorney husband often said he hated most other attorneys
The level of arrogance you have to have two confidently put for such a ridiculous fucking argument publicly?
See also Mike MF Johnson

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She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie

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@houserepublicans.bsky.social @senategop.govpeeps.us created Trumpenstein and now the monster is castrating them.
Deserved

The “fog” is not knowing whether it’s the gallows or the gimlets that will get this wife-beating war criminal

@hillaryclinton.bsky.social maybe young people understand world history and refuse to witness to genocide in silence.
They are the ones who will inherit the decisions that are made today long after you are gone

Years ago, my we had a tiny cottage in Northeast Maryland, right on the Chesapeake waterfront. One of the small businesses in town was a combination gas station, bait shop and church. I was straight across from the gun shop. 💯 the poorest man in that town had to be the dentist.

Up until the very last minute where Trump has no choice, but to throw them under the bus

I just picked up my phone ready to begin the @sisters-in-law.bsky.social podcast!
I never miss it!

Happy Thanksgiving to the staff of @thebulwark.com thank you for your stellar work.

Happy Thanksgiving, Paul to you and the fam 🦃♥️

Time to bring back burning Teslas

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Something stinks
Rabid MAGA MFG resigns?

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yeah, her little clip seemed way too sane. Something’s fucking stinks - all of a sudden reversing ~10 years of MAGA rabid MFG crazy.

With his ultimatum that Ukraine surrender to Russia, Trump finally wins a prize:

The Neville Chamberlain award for betraying peace, freedom, and justice.

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DGAF. Seriously.
We’re not doing this.
First, it was Melania and Ivanka, now it’s Usha?
Nope

You’ll need a shop vac - the big one.
Don’t forget the rat traps and roach bombs

Edit: RMFK

Every time Mike MF Johnson speaks, I hear my husband saying “this is why I hate most other attorneys.”
He will defend EVERYTHING to ensure he remains Speaker

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I’m OK with that.