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@stewmh.bsky.social

Particle physics and nonsense, mainly

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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.

Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant [gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.

04.12.2024 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2287    πŸ” 342    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6
A portable toilet in the Scottish Borders provided by a company called Bordaloo.

A portable toilet in the Scottish Borders provided by a company called Bordaloo.

🎡 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎢

16.11.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I feel sorry for the utensils I use straight out of the dishwasher. They haven't had time to relax with their friends in the drawer and instead are being thrust straight back into work. Sorry favourite coffee spoon.

16.11.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 689    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 2

Looks like Bach toccata and fugue in D minor?

16.11.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.11.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s the matter Chilli Heatwave boy, afraid you might taste some yuletide whimsy? 😏

15.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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He stees you when you're stleeping.

15.11.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 394    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

Three-weekly in West Berkshire, a decision that would drive me mad if I had to deal with it

14.11.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ARE YOU FOND OF CYCLING? IF SO WHY NOT CYCLE FOR THE KING? RECRUITS WANTED By the S.Midland Divisional Cyclist Company (Must be over 19, and willing to serve abroad). CYCLES PROVIDED. Uniform and Clothing issued on enlistment. Application in person or by letter to Cyclists, The Barracks, Gloucester BAD TEETH NO BAR. H. Osborne, Printer, St. Mary's Square, Gloucester.

ARE YOU FOND OF CYCLING? IF SO WHY NOT CYCLE FOR THE KING? RECRUITS WANTED By the S.Midland Divisional Cyclist Company (Must be over 19, and willing to serve abroad). CYCLES PROVIDED. Uniform and Clothing issued on enlistment. Application in person or by letter to Cyclists, The Barracks, Gloucester BAD TEETH NO BAR. H. Osborne, Printer, St. Mary's Square, Gloucester.

Is this WWI? Big fan of this one
www.iwm.org.uk/collections/...

12.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business

12.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 791    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

13.09.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4834    πŸ” 1001    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 65
Google search: "No known features for HIP compiler"

β€’ Al Overview The statement "no known features for HIP compiler" is incorrect. The HIP compiler is a key component of the AMD ROCm platform, enabling developers to write code for both AMD and NVIDIA GPUs. It supports features like offline and runtime compilation, porting from CUDA, and C++ language extensions. A potential reason for this user's confusion could be issues with cross-platform compatibility or configuration, which are sometimes challenging to set up correctly. e HIP compiler features β€’ Source portability: HIP allows you to write code that can be compiled and run on different hardware, including AMD GPUs and NVIDIA GPUs, though not as a single)

Frequently asked questions β€” HIP Documentation Can a HIP binary run on both AMD and Nvidia platforms? # HIP is a source-portable language that can be compiled to r... AMD ROCm documentation : [Issue]: no cross-platform compilation #3582 - ROCm/hip - GitHub 22 Aug 2024 β€” Problem Description... This feature seems to be badly documented and...

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Google search: "No known features for HIP compiler" β€’ Al Overview The statement "no known features for HIP compiler" is incorrect. The HIP compiler is a key component of the AMD ROCm platform, enabling developers to write code for both AMD and NVIDIA GPUs. It supports features like offline and runtime compilation, porting from CUDA, and C++ language extensions. A potential reason for this user's confusion could be issues with cross-platform compatibility or configuration, which are sometimes challenging to set up correctly. e HIP compiler features β€’ Source portability: HIP allows you to write code that can be compiled and run on different hardware, including AMD GPUs and NVIDIA GPUs, though not as a single) Frequently asked questions β€” HIP Documentation Can a HIP binary run on both AMD and Nvidia platforms? # HIP is a source-portable language that can be compiled to r... AMD ROCm documentation : [Issue]: no cross-platform compilation #3582 - ROCm/hip - GitHub 22 Aug 2024 β€” Problem Description... This feature seems to be badly documented and... Show more v

puzzling cmake error
put it into google
google tells you you're an idiot and HIP's great actually

11.11.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nice bobbin you got there
be a shame if someone were to... wind it up

11.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)

11.11.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 588    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time

17.03.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5968    πŸ” 1444    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 19
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs

09.11.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Boy destroying a piano, Pant-Y-Waun, south Wales, 1961, photo by Philip Jones Griffiths (1936-2008).

10.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

POV: you've just woken up and the members of Sorry are staring at you in your bed

10.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Comic panel from the watchmen comic book series. A ghostly Dr Manhattan tries to reassemble himself in the military research base he was atomized in. A glowing circulatory system walks towards horrified workers in a kitchen. Caption reads "it's November 10th. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen..."

Comic panel from the watchmen comic book series. A ghostly Dr Manhattan tries to reassemble himself in the military research base he was atomized in. A glowing circulatory system walks towards horrified workers in a kitchen. Caption reads "it's November 10th. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen..."

On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.

10.11.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 650    πŸ” 217    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 13
zohran sign but it says windows for workgroups

zohran sign but it says windows for workgroups

09.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 395    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
INSPIRE

Interested in a fully funded PhD place in Experimental Particle Physics in Edinburgh?

We have fully funded studentships, including a specific scholarship for students from a Black heritage (including mixed Black background).

More info: inspirehep.net/jobs/3080808

08.11.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haha, this from the New Yorker is getting passed around the math dork community. I did a comic about this kind of thought a few years ago: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/commut...

07.11.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1024    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 19
Dance Yrself Clean by LCD sound system

Dance Yrself Clean by LCD sound system

Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07

07.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 506    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 21

850k horses vs over 9 million cattle. So maybe a 10th of the space? Not sure which animal eats more

07.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
hand doing "got your nose" gesture

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

07.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6677    πŸ” 1767    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 45

Narrator: But what is water? It's a difficult question, because water is impossible to describe. One might ask the same about birds. What are birds? We just don't know.

07.11.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

06.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4841    πŸ” 1197    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 24

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