Andrew Parrington

Frame 1: Bart Simpsons says to Lisa "Watch this, Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half." Frame 2: Nick Mohammed on the Celebrity Traitors, shocked as he's just been told by Alan Carr that Alan is a traitor.

#CelebrityTraitors

If Joe couldn’t win I’m so glad Alan did. #TheTraitors

He giggled! What a show #TheTraitors

Amazing. #TheTraitors

Crossing the new Keel Crossing in Sunderland, really impressive addition to the city. Feels busier too, really positive atmosphere at the moment.

#TheTraitors

At the rate he’s losing titles he’s going to be Prisoner #7 by Christmas

If Robert Jenrick thinks the story of 1980s football hooliganism is ‘The police put a quick but firm end to it’, I’ve a big bag of magic beans that he’s gonna *love*

We’re so back 😎😎😎

Interesting how you never see the head of this school on Question Time or elsewhere opining on the culture-war topic of the day.

Yeah I know that. I grew up next to the sea shore and we took our dog for walks along it at least a few times a week, never got used to it!

I get the same, and then I feel very weird if I get close to the edge myself!

If you like cliffs from a safe distance I can heartily recommend The Faroe Islands!

It is a problem that the BBC politics team believe themselves to be nerds and observably are not, they're just gossips.

TACO

Shows death rates in US and eu cities by temperature, air con being the decisive factor

Sitting here bleary after another poor night's sleep, disinclined to engage in a day of cognitive effort, this chart from @jburnmurdoch.ft.com really strikes home on.ft.com/4eFZG4l

I got a feeling.. that’s tonight’s gonna tonight’s gonna be a good night…

We’re nerd twins!

I do not (obviously, I’m an orthodox Christian) believe in reincarnation, but I believe in the idea that the Communist Party of China has control over the transmigration of souls even less.

The real Salt Path: how the couple behind a bestseller le... Penniless and homeless, the Winns found fame and fortune with the story of their 630-mile walk to salvation. We can reveal it was far from the truth

I spent months on this investigation and gathered docs from the UK courts, Land Registry and a French local authority, to show that Raynor and Moth Winn's story is not as they claim. @tortoisemedia.bsky.social @observeruk.bsky.social
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The Bishop denies accusing him of witchcraft. Does not respond to suggestion he told him his pathway to priesthood would be slowed down.

Leicester Church of England: A preacher asked me out and then started stalking me When Jay Hulme complained about the harassment to a bishop, he was accused of witchcraft.

What a horrifying experience the CofE put him through. Surely disqualifying for Martyn Snow to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury? The diocese and CofE “apology” is weak, as well. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I was very entertained at the moment at the start of Act III where they conspicuously noticed they forgot to write in a villain.

F1 The Movie: The plot is terrible. The dialogue is horrendous. For F1 fans there’s enough cool shots and Easter eggs to keep you entertained. I’m a bit baffled it has a Rotten Tomatoes score even close to Rush.

There’s some “Too bad YOU … will die” energy with the Finnish entry. #eurovision

Unfortunately it’s like one of the more forgettable numbers in a third rate musical. #eurovision