Bee Reed

Number 1 on my list has been “reconnect with dad”. We’re not estranged just distant. After not knowing what to do I did it. I sent a heartfelt text complete with a rare “I love you” and a plan to get us on track. He can’t possibly turn me down.

Update: he just responded “cool”.

I want to live long enough to meet all the babies that started with my babies. Yes. I am high.

Just updated my husbands drawers. There are now clothes we don’t leave the house in and clothes we can leave the house in. Hope this helps.

There are only two safe men in this world: Rob Delaney and Pedro Pascal. The only two men I’d feel safe enough to cry in front of.

Someone should edit all the ring cameras during my singing and dancing performance on my walk tonite. It was epic.

The poor cat in the Baldwin’s trying to off itself.

These guys are conspiring to put me in a work camp? These guys? These guys think there’s something wrong with me?

It is so convenient when they list their wives and daughters on facebook! I felt like they needed a little push too.

We are FOIAing the sh*t out of Senator Richard Cash’s past. Send us tips girls 😎😎
Also here is his Facebook where it’s clear he doesn’t receive enough public feedback for his cruel legislation endangering South Carolina women.
Do your thing internet

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Found a way to repurpose my Harris/Walz sign.

I’ve already listened twice.

Good fa hur

So my student loan was forgiven earlier this year and I’m seeing on Reddit that forgiven student loans are showing up on credit reports. Is this actually happening? Is this why Elon is getting all the federal payment info?

Et tu Target? After the loyalty I gave you? The comfort you gave me? Whenever I moved you were my sanctuary. My “home” in every new city. I’m so disappointed. I’m deleting my app and moving on. Shame on you for rolling back DEI.

More of this. I need something to feel good about.

Someone has to figure out a way to recreate Facebook marketplace. It’s my store.

I saw someone compare it to the moment the second plane hit the World Trade Center and it really does have that sense of gravity.

I woke up with a killer crying hangover but then PFT was on Hollywood Handbook teaching the boys to cry while fake laughing and now I’m cured.

I have cried for the last 24 hours. I never cry and now I can’t stop. The kiddo went back to college, her future semesters are up in the air, I have to get a second job, the comedy business continues to ruin our lives from beyond the grave. But I’m gonna keep on keepin on for my family.

Ha! Also why are we wasting time prosecuting mushroom crimes. Legalize it!

There’s nothing sadder than a rental with a good view. It’s so temporary.

Treason’s Greetings!

The first time we had norovirus was 2007. The 2 year old started puking at a buffet restaurant. Got home and I started puking. Ken foolishly and wholly irresponsibly went to a Garrison Keillor book signing which I felt tremendous guilt for years. Anyway, don’t touch your face.

I just realized I’m married to that guy I dated in early 2000’s. Weird.

The amount of joy seeing this kid’s door open and just having her around for Christmas break is making me verklempt.

The burn out is real.

Few things rev my engine like a red sticker in a Marshalls or TJMaxx.

Weird day to come out with this.

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Oh it’s clacker balls fer shur.

Downton Abbey is the perfect post Thanksgiving vibe.