if i keep working out im praying my body morphs into hers
05.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if i keep working out im praying my body morphs into hers
05.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ill never find a deal on consoles like the deal i got for my original switch...i wanna buy the switch 2 but those prices are crazy
05.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my electrolysis technician right when i walked in the door today "here to get rid of that mustache?!"
i couldnt stop laughing the whole time she plucked that mustache
i forgot to post here once again
05.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cant stop calling pokemon pokopia, pokemon popokokopia
05.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0anyways this diva has been getting me through this week
05.03.2026 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the state of the world and my lack of social life lately has really brought out my self destructive and hypersexual tendencies lately
05.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.
04.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 5999 🔁 1799 💬 100 📌 39
Timothy Parsons, a member of the U.S.
Department of Justice, has been arrested and charged in a child pornography case.
(www.cbsnews.com/news/justice...)
Now I remember this game being hard but GODDAMN 😭
04.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
OH BROTHER
well just another movie to save time not watching
generally the pain from electrolysis is tolerable. however, the chin hairs, the hairs on your cheek bones, and the hairs right below your nose are the worst. im like this every time i feel her making her way to those areas.
03.03.2026 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can you get me the melons that grow your breasts? ill pay for shipping
03.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
clocked me bad
"blue hair liberal this is not your place. transtifa is over there"
walked into vote and normally they have one booth for ballots so i just walked to the first one i saw. the greeter did a 180 and asked me "are you registered republican?" i then did my 180 and walked to the democrat table after i took a stylus from their table 🤭
03.03.2026 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0texas its primary voting day please go vote if you can!!!
03.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0pixelframe.design/pokopia-font...
02.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0work over
02.03.2026 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Congratulations Substack on your new partnership with Polymarket!
And to those publishing on Substack, is this really the tool you want from the folks who take part of your revenue?
anyways if anyone wants to offer me a job im free to be hired~
work said we couldn't bring book anymore and i had to stop myself from gnawing off the foundations
can yall cheer for me? i meal prepped for my first weekend back at work. i wanted to save money instead of buying my lunch. 🥺
28.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0im so ready to be done with electrolysis. i have no moneyyyyy to do anything
28.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0girl the new resident evil is so scary
27.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and to anyone coming for the water starter (again for the 6th gen in a row) take your bald headed peepers over to the green angry bird to left and redirect that anger
27.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s not just Medicaid funding they’re withholding to MN. It’s food assistance, child care assistance, social services, job training, safety testing, public health, disaster relief. SNAP. Free lunch for kids in school.
They hate us for loving our neighbors, and are collectively punishing us for it.
This is what I need cis folks to understand.
It's been a decade.
Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it
the future is so fun!
i love our flying cars and how no one is hungry in the world
coming the conclusion that love is not in my wheel house in this life time
26.02.2026 05:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what is it about the hours between 1-6pm and my inability to play games? like i cannot sit for more than 30 mins comfortably and play a game during those hours especially
25.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy birthday to the biggest chested man i know <3
25.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0