maria 🪻

mind you!!! look at my moira gaming!!! mmmyeah mmmmmmmyeah

i was harassed twice in overwatch today for having a high mercy level and one of them even had a lesbian flag name card which like yeeeahhh sure def a lesbian and def not a balding incel <3

the little boy from weapons is so cute 😭

the things they make me do!!!!!

conducting experiments on our cats by adjusting the water i add to their food by 1 to 5 grams more or less and the amount of time i heat it up by 1 to 5 seconds more or less so they both finish eating at the same time and neither rejects their plate or tries to steal from the other one

why is my 2013 kindle indestructible

yessss thank you for recommending it ages ago 😭

ok i finally read this is how you lose the time war. the language was a little too flowery at times but goodness me i loved this book 😭❤️💙

it's just a very stupid formality and i wish anyone in my department had any shred of decency or two brain cells to rub together to not make me do that but sure

i have to interview for my own job because i moved to another state and told them about it like an idiot

i hope there is an afterlife and i can watch a compilation of every time i tied things into a knot (straw wrappers, candy wrappers, etc.)

i just did a google search with “-ai” and they still showed me the ai overview. love that.

old man yaoi in severance

pluribus is so good. also, you can call carol & helen’s phone number 😭

LMAO they love using that word for flatbreads for some reason

maaaaan our anniversary cake was so good… it was tiramisu cake with cream cheese frosting and we ate all of the frosting, which we never do. the lady who made it is russian and christian and she gave us a jesus loves you sticker with it lmao 😅 (she didn’t know it was a gay cake tho)

yesterday natalie said, “oh yeah tomorrow is n7 day” and i said, “oh so we’ll get Official news that me5 is cancelled ❤️” dhdhjf but yeah idgaf about that slop anymore 😭 i’ll be excited when it comes out and it’s good (delusional)

ohhhhh that’s so fucked up 😭

ughh i can only imagine 😫 how long ago was that?

of course i have one exception and that is i still wear lipstick because it's my favorite and it doesn't give me any issues but yeah. i need a dermatologist

i stopped wearing makeup about 6 years ago because i was losing my eyebrows and eyelashes from the friction of applying it, and my skin was terrible. i have my eyebrows and eyelashes but my skin is still constantly breaking out fml

my skin is now cracking and bleeding because of the dry air omg this has never happened to me. i'm so sorry to my wife who has always dealt with this bullshit 😭 i need to start moisturizing everywhere now wahhh

i tried and it only worked on boneless "wings" for me. pissing me offfffff

selfie with my wife! i’m holding a small heart-shaped cake with “happy anniversary” piped on top.

a top down view of my wife and i’s shoes standing on the ground covered in leaves, moss, and rocks. i’m wearing a dress and socks with cute sandals and my wife is wearing jeans and sneakers.

my wife standing next to a japanese maple tree and looking back at me with her hand held up, demonstrating the shape of the leaves.

botanical gardens. beautifully manicured and paved.

happy anniversary to my love! married for 💘9️⃣💘 years and together for 💕1️⃣2️⃣💕 years today 💗 we had a beautiful day at the botanical gardens 🍂🍁

just shocked wish on his little nose because of this dry cold weather noooo 😭😭😭 he was scared 😭😭😭

i feel that 😔 the sugar addiction came back for me after all the moving and cat health stress but i’m slowly returning to being very normal about sweets 🤞🏼

tj's hasn't had the delicious pumpkin brioche in weeks so i used the regular brioche and dipped it in a mixture of their pumpkin butter, egg, heavy cream, and some salt to make french toast and it was so delicious

happy halloween!!! i just found an insane sweater while thrifting omg i can't wait until it's cold enough to wear it

pizza’s here