Jo Lilford

Jesus. Twister in Donegal right now.

Her upper flourishes are a little off, if we’re honest.

This is written by the bishop who stood up to Orange Voldemort. Everyone should be buying this. It's available on Amazon for $14. I'm an atheist and I'm buying it. #booksky

I find the Glamorgan Star helpful in this instance.

Fall of the Damned, featuring Trump, Musk and co, whilst Right Rev Mariann Budde delivers her message from the pulpit at the inaugural prayer service.

Thank you. I had lentil and bacon, for your research purposes.

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Oooh I think there is….

Lunch provides vital punctuation in the freelance day. But today I can testify there is such a thing as too much soup.
#havealiedown

@fiascodesign.bsky.social Hello Fiasco, how nice to see you 😊

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Feeling for you, mate. Hard relate.

You looked at the news, didn’t you?

Chance by Joseph Conrad published by the Folio Society. The cover shows the silhouette of a ships wheel on the desk of a ship with the moon in the distance. The shape also looks like the shape of a gingerbread man with his arms raised.

We love the cover on this Folio Society edition of Chance by Joseph Conrad.

But once you've seen the angry gingerbread man shouting at the moon, you can't unsee it.

Ouch 😩

Loving the new Monzo telly ad. Anyone know who did it.

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@htapping.bsky.social ahhh there you are. Come on in, the water’s lovely 😘

That’s wonderful.

I spent all weekend in a Spar. Not as relaxing as it sounds tbh.

One lives in our big front tree. We hear him often ❤️

You are 9. 🤣

People shaking salad in jars on the Insta. Will it never end? What’s wrong with a good old fashioned toss?

Stupefied by Ruth Mosalski’s Reform piece in @walesonline.bsky.social at the weekend. It read like a paid advertorial, positing Reform as a jolly good option. Absolute madness.

Happy weekend, Megann 😊

I am adopting this plan from tomorrow.

Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy.
Please don’t share.

Nice work @ledbydonkeys

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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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We have ask ourselves why Nads is even getting airtime? Little substance, little relevance.

Why aren’t we seeing posts like this from our leadership?

Ah no! What a start to the week!