Jake

I'd like to see the gold a bit more molten

27.01.2025 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's been chill, but I think you should take the next 1.5 seconds and really try to be the fasted member of your species

05.10.2023 08:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have a nice explosive decompression dicknuts

05.10.2023 08:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah sex is great but have you ever been quickdraw on the door window button and just yeeted a fly out of your ute like the fucken alien?

05.10.2023 08:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seeing a lot of young gents at the York Medieval Fayre taking ye olde goth gf on her best date of the year. Warms the heart it does

24.09.2023 07:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

John Deere tractor engineers are some real sick freaks. Just like "make that coolant line 7/8" ID. And that drain plug can be 1 1/16” hex"
Fucking perverts, gulag the lot of em

20.09.2023 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who up oiling they donk?

20.09.2023 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm just the mechanic round here. Little shire out West. Barely been vollying any time at all. Some of the local farmers have been doing it since childhood.

20.09.2023 05:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Enjoying that, due to 3g getting switched off in Australia, I have to replace all of the Automatic Vehicle Locators in my shire's fire trucks. Good thing I'm not in a desperate rush to get everything serviced 2 months ahead of the normal schedule or anything haha we're all going to die

20.09.2023 03:21 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Dog curled up on couch.

This mf stealing the couch blanket

19.09.2023 21:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0