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Go outside, nerd! Get out. Go! I ain’t got time to be distracted by your worthless chime-ins. G’on!

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I know there’s bigger stuff but this Platner guy fucking kills me. Every disparate strain of “useless person” is on his dick in a way that feels astroturfed but I think they’re just marks who are out of ideas. You’re stupid if you spend even a second justifying his presence and I don’t respect you

02.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 193    🔁 11    💬 5    📌 0

Boo hoo! Smol bean Platner. He can't help doing Nazism all the time everywhere. But he'll be strong enough & a tough guy when it's time to lead!

02.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 61    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 3
Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack.

"The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."

Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack. "The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."

complete insanity

02.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 6917    🔁 1713    💬 527    📌 442
Zolan Kanno-Youngs called President Trump from West Palm Beach, Fla. David E. Sanger and Tyler Pager reported from Washington.

Zolan Kanno-Youngs called President Trump from West Palm Beach, Fla. David E. Sanger and Tyler Pager reported from Washington.

The NY Times can basically call President Trump whenever they want and that's really the most important thing: maintaining that access

02.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds and looks drunk.

02.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I was prepared for this to be, like, Hasan, who sucks shit but is a massive platform and thus is similar to going to Rogan or whatever, but this is just an obscure guntuber who believes in ZOG shit, basically.

01.03.2026 19:19 — 👍 778    🔁 84    💬 15    📌 4

That is… not a great endorsement of Naomi Klein’s ability to judge talent.

02.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Different groups of voters made different stupid decision for different reasons and you can absolutely blame all of them for failing the most basic moral test any of them will ever face.

01.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and the entirety of Congress are all elected by voters, you can and should absolutely blame voters for their stupid choices.

01.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Im sick of “you can’t blame the voters, they simply weren’t coddled/pandered to enough by those dastardly politicians.”

01.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 22    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US.

His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism.
And he failed.

01.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 3532    🔁 758    💬 128    📌 63

I think bluesky would be roughly 300% better if people here were capable of reading “this is an assessment of the empirical reality of a situation” without assuming it comes with an implicit “and therefore I endorse the reality of that situation”

01.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 4634    🔁 626    💬 80    📌 81

Really did not need any more vindication that voting for Harris was the only responsibile choice and everyone who failed that simple test is a moron.

28.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

bring back morality

01.03.2026 04:18 — 👍 806    🔁 75    💬 15    📌 4

Civic duty is, like, oppression or something.

01.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Voters, being citizens, ought to exercise their citizenship with responsibility. Voters, being people, ought to do right by other people. That is obligation enough.

28.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 242    🔁 39    💬 8    📌 2

Voting is a fucking responsibility like everything else an adult fucking human being has to do. You are not a fucking child.

01.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 147    🔁 37    💬 1    📌 1

These people are idiots and hide behind their idiocy to pretend they are blameless for treating politics like a hobby, rather than like something that has a profound effect on everyone's lives.

01.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 31    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Who the fuck knows.

01.03.2026 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good luck trying to turn the word “degenerate” into the N-word though. I’m sure that’ll catch on in the culture right away.

01.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nancy Mace is a degenerate and someone should say it to her face.

01.03.2026 13:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nancy Mace is a degenerate and it’s ok to say so.

01.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cornyn on Trump's strikes on Iran: "I don't know what the-- what's, uh -- I'm learning like you are as the news unfolds exactly what's happening"

28.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 3108    🔁 706    💬 646    📌 276

Yup.

28.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my grandmother died last spring at 103. her father’s butcher shop failed during the depression when she was ten years old. she lived through that and world war two and *then* she turned 26 years old.

i’m sorry but fucking spare me about generational trauma. go eat beans for a month.

28.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Oh my god we need an internal purge of the party. No wonder we keep losing.

28.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 294    🔁 47    💬 9    📌 3

Supporting the illegal aggression of your neighbor which has threatened to conquer you is frankly fucking crazy.

28.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 175    🔁 30    💬 6    📌 0

High-grade copium.

28.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Really did not need any more vindication that voting for Harris was the only responsibile choice and everyone who failed that simple test is a moron.

28.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

[he posted on the internet]

28.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0