The Dude

This isn’t even a joke, it’s actually what happened.

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

Markwayne Mullin is so white trash (how white trash is he?) Markwayne Mullin is so white trash his parents couldn’t decide on a first name so they put Markwayne as a filler on the form, intending to change it when they decided, and then forgot and just went with the placeholder.

mullin is if anything even more drunk and incompetent than noem, and also a sitting senator, so i think we really are seeing Not Enough Guys theory operationalized at the highest levels

See this is just an elaborate ruse to make it seem like they don’t.

On his deathbed Trump has received the light of Twelver Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

That’s who I’ll be voting for.

He's got a primary opponent: @damon4congress.bsky.social !

So, we have some family friends who are Russian. About five years ago, they started renting from my folks, and they are here on an asyum visa; though they will not talk about it, they were obvious dissidents of some kind. Anyway, their kids are my kids ages, so of course my folks were on board

Jokes are a form of micro aggression targeting the unhumored.

Lotta people have said it before now but it continues to make sense to understand this administration as primarily centered around “content creation” for the types of freaks and antisocial degenerates who enjoy that sorta stuff.

Checking their known hangout spots like the parent of a teenager searching for drugs.

Some days I think the cats must keep a secret stash of nip somewhere because every once in a while they all act high as fuck at the same time and we didn’t give them anything.

See the the thing is, like every other aspect of his life, JD’s religious beliefs are an affectation he adopts for expediency’s sake. That’s why he doesn’t understand how weird it makes him look, as a putative Catholic, to be constantly trying to lecture the Catholic Church on the Catholic Church.

Half of Americans back abolishing ICE amid Trump crackdown, poll finds YouGov poll shows 50% support as Kristi Noem defends ‘terrorist’ claim and shutdown drags on

Repeat after me; “abolish ICE” is the mainstream position.

If you overlook a candidate having a Nazi tattoo you’re just a fucking idiot and anything else you have to say other than “ok, I was wrong” doesn’t matter.

Where’d you get the info from?

Three or four of these despicable group chats have become public, but here's the thing: It's absolutely certain that there are HUNDREDS of group chats just like them that we'll never learn about. There's an entire generation of groyper Republicans, and in a few years they'll be running the party.

What an embarrassment Landsman has been.

So MattY, the Pod Bros, Gallego... Is anyone else noticing that a *lot* of folks who've had rumors of cocaine/stimulant abuse swirl around them are all ride-or-die for a guy who's been rumored to have dealt cocaine in DC right when they were all up-&-comers in town?

Hegseth believes this kind of talk makes him sound intimidating. He doesn’t sound tough, though. He sounds like someone crashing out because they just got downed in Arc Raiders. It’s pathetic.

His TV presenter mannerisms don’t hide his insecurity and incompetence nearly as well as he thinks they do. Maybe it was a bad idea after all for the senate to confirm an alcoholic wife-beating loser to be SECDEF?

Hegseth is such a stupid, belligerent, abusive drunk that it completely escapes him that the enemy gets a vote. Fighting a war, to him, isn’t much different than beating on your spouse.

They are calling De Gaulle the most vindicated man in European history.

Other stakeholders (Hegseth included, obviously) are likely appealing to supernatural powers to pull them out of it.

The Islamic Republic of Iran & Kingdom of Saudi Arabia probably rely less on prophecy, superstition, gematria, omens, scripture, & the words & sayings of erratic clerics than we do.

Trump helps MAGA influencers flee Middle East war zone on private jet Trump adviser Alex Bruesewitz, dogwalker Sarah Daither, former lobbyist Jay Footlik, and others managed to escape on a private plane thanks to the White House.

The White House has helped MAGA influencers escape the Middle East on a private jet while more than a million ordinary Americans are still trapped with no way out.

I learned as a child watching my dad and uncle do it at college football games. I honed those skills in my own as a college student. I truly mastered the art as a season ticket holder. In the stands I am at peace.

Feels relevant that both Fetterman and Platner were/are downwardly mobile sons of the white upper-middle class. That can nurture a distinctly different bundle of resentments than are usually found in products of working or middle class households.