@masonwilld.bsky.social
Crème de Père Classless fun
If you have a car, you technically have executive control on who may and may not shit in it.
14.08.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Calling out sick tomorrow because of all these sick skills I have 🤘
06.07.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Totally sober, post-boner, and dressed for success
30.06.2025 08:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Life is short.
Ruin it.
Just *** in my *** and we'll name whatever comes out ❤️
11.06.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I put an ice cube up my ass will it stop the burning?
Asking for myself 💁♂️
I prepared a list of facts about how I prefer my chicken wings.
(This is a true story)
I measure 8 times and fuck it up anyways
18.05.2025 23:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wifi: Insecure
Me: Aw about what, buttercup?
Proposal for Congress: Federal minimum walking-speed for all sidewalks.
Enforced by aircraft.
"1-10 how much do you love me?"
Vs.
"$1-100 how much should my venmo request be?"
If I'm gonna leave my mark it's gonna be in the newspapers obituaries 🔪
26.03.2025 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Huge head, small shaft.
Sad day
Give me one of those dog vests that day "Do not pet, not friendly"
01.03.2025 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another platform to post things just heinous enough I become unhirable
27.02.2025 05:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
