Sometimes I'm overcome with a deep sadness that nothing is ok and it won't ever be ok. That my end is imminent and I can't do anything to stop it. And all I can do is go to sleep and hope the feeling is gone when I wake up.

I was today years old when I realized laughy taffy is called that cause there's always a joke on the wrapper....

The worst part of having a stomach flu is being so hungry for the worst kinds of greasy food but being terrified to eat in general.

I feel like the highlight of my social life will be closing out a bar at a Gen Con after party, the bartender announcing they'd be closing in five minutes, and without skipping a beat I yell out "Thank you 5!"

Full-blown crash out because I can't get home after a 12 hour workday because they shut down my entire neighborhood for the Indy 500.

It's even dumber knowing I have at least 50% of these organized into labeled group tabs.

Me chilling on the couch doing literally nothing: 95bpm heart rate.
Partner: "that's not chilling! You're just frozen in anxiety!"
Me: "...yeaa that pretty much sums up my existence"

Sick of my bonus paychecks being taxed to oblivion while CEOs rake in the profits and don't pay shit in taxes. #eattherich

I find this category title so much funnier than I probably should. Full on cackle worthy.

In case anybody needed this information: a full box of kraft max n cheese fits in the Pokémon Wooloo mug. Have a pleasant day.

Cat cafés are my happy place.

For real. Last thing I need is someone like that. Next one is supposed to be a much more intellectual match tho so fingers crossed.

The emotional WHIPLASH of going on a date, and them talking about how well it's going, only to get hit with the "didn't want to ghost but have a nice life" text. Bruh 💀💀💀 Oh well. Another date tomorrow that hopefully goes better. We just keep on keepin on.

I've had more success and feedback walking into local shops to see if they're hiring, than applying for jobs on company websites.

I use a cute Cinnamoroll notepad widget for my phone and it's been really helpful.

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I just saw this episode yesterday and IMMEDIATELY had this EXACT train of thought.

Got an egg cooker JUST so I can make ajitama for my ramen at home. ZERO REGRETS.

Watching Frieren again. Just gonna sit here and cry to one of the best animes I've ever seen.

I have to try that!

Oooh i didn't think about egg shells. I have a few different succulents and I'm starting some tulips.

Hoping some boiled banana water will help my plants grow more after I re pot them.

Nothing charges my battery more than going to a cat Cafe and having one cat or another on my lap the whole time.

A good night to dissociate from the state of the world. Box mac&cheese dolled up with garlic and herb butter, salt, and pepper paired with a lovely mead made locally. All while watching Sonic 3. Yay barely excess adult money!

I have changed my mind. Ventli will be my long term project. My short term cosplay will be #CursedHoid from #TressandtheEmeraldSea. Just walk around #GenCon2025 spouting absolute nonsense.

For those who are sad we don't have a Star Trek world yet, remember that the Earth got REALLY bad before the Federation.

Hopefully third times the charm?

I'd throw my card at the computer the SECOND #loungefly announced a collaboration with anybody that has license rights for #thestormlightarchive. A backpack for every Radiant order? Sign me up. #Willshaper forever.

Has anybody determined if it's a law of physics that when the second you get even a small surplus of money, something happens to your car? Like not even a few hours after getting my normal weekly paycheck, the transmission goes out. 💀

🎙️S2, Episode 4 is live🎙️

Ever heard of the Cosmere RPG? It hasn't come out yet & it’s making waves as the #1 most-funded Kickstarter game campaign 🤯

@johnnyoneal.bsky.social shares the @brotherwisegames.bsky.social journey from the launch of Boss Monster to raising the bar for licensed gaming.