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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

when a cisgender commit misgender they can only think of two options

1. don't give a fuck at the fact they probably contributed to the other person's suicidal thoughts

2. apologize so much that they also increase those chances

specially regarding transition i feel like every trans person i know is walking towards who they want to be except for me

people my age tend to feel theirs careers are stalled and i do feel it sometimes but i feel way more paralyzed in my social and personal live

i just rescheduled my terapy but i kinda needed it today

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

A six-panel comic. In panel 1, text says "People often wonder, why don't I see baby pigeons? Here's where they're hiding:" and there's an egg with an arrow pointing to a question mark, then an arrow pointing to an adult pigeon. Panel 2 says "Pigeons don't nest in trees. They nest in sheltered spaces on or in buildings. This keeps their babies safe from weather and predators." There's a pigeon nesting in a sheltered cavity in the side of a building. Panel 3 says "The hidden babies look like this: like moldy potatoes, but cute" and there are two baby pigeons looking, well, like moldy pink and gray potatoes with yellow fuzz. Panel 4 says "Older baby pigeons hide in plain sight. When they leave the nest, they're adult-sized, but they're still young and learning" and a fledgling pigeon is flying out of a building saying "aaaaaa". Panel 5 says "Here's how to identify these young pigeons" and shows a fledgling pigeon with arrows pointing to these features: eyes may be gray-brown, pale-edged feathers, smaller "nose" (cere), subdued hues, and looks worried. Panel 6 says "Scientifically speaking, though, all pigeons are sweet babies" and there are three very cute round pigeons, a gray, white, and red one, with arrows pointing to them to make things look scientific.

Baby pigeon mystery.
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...

why cant people just give themselves to each other? like if ure interested why cant u just show it? why sometimes give attention and then just vanish? so confusing

i dont get these games

if i wanted posts in portuguese id be logged into my brazilian account

why is there so many posts in portuguese in my timeline thats not what this account is for

i need chameguinhos

if you have something to say to me just text and I'll listen
if you don't have my number and nobody to ask for it then you don't have nothing to say to me

percebi q to so com o almoço (almocei 12h

the good thing about texting is that i dont necessarily need to answer AND i can also answer without really answering like sending a sticker

i really dont know how to deal with being alone

i just hate when the book i'm working on is so bad that i cant get near to fixing it without having to rewrite everything

like... thats literally a hole other job, im not paid for this

nao acredito q essa serie ta fazendo isso

two buses side to side
me and you staring at each other through the window
your eyes
your deep blue eyes
your ocean blue eyes
your police car blue eyes
theyre fucking ugly take them off with a spoon

i want to scream

im just so tired that yesterday at 8pm i was already asleep

9-1-1 is like:

karen and hen have a kid

but the kid is adopted so the parents will try to take him from them

when everything works out theyll try to adopt another kid

and then everything is gonna go wrong over and over and over and over again

and when it finally works out

we'll release s8e5

saying ure a drawinator is actually way cooler than saying ure an artist and it also implies u were created by dr doofenshmirtz

Traduções ruins/Traduções melhores
"Salve a data"/"Anote na agenda"
"Você está positivo?"/"Tem certeza?"
"Comissões abertas"/"Aceito encomendas"
"Estou aplicando para a vaga"/"Eu me inscrevi/candidatei para a vaga"
"O primeiro-ministro israelense Benjamin Netanyahu"/"O filho da p*ta genocida"

if i knew how to draw (or wanted to learn) id create a profile named "this character is vascaino" and i would draw characters using vasco's uniform and everytime id see someone say "this character is flamenguista" id draw them as vascaino and it would be beautiful

just took the bus with a guy carrying a berimbau

wondering if he works at the morgue

essa blusa nova eh feia p xuxu

o algoritmo dessa conta nao eh nem um pouco treinadi incrivel msm

sharing a bday with ur granddad is all sunshine and rainbows until hes dying and u realize no bday will ever be the same