What an absolute lemon. Tom Holland spills less about Spidey Plots on Graham Norton π€¦πΌββοΈπ
03.03.2026 15:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What an absolute lemon. Tom Holland spills less about Spidey Plots on Graham Norton π€¦πΌββοΈπ
03.03.2026 15:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But they are all about to be raptured. No biggie!
03.03.2026 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As revealed (sort of) on Mock the Week. @daraobriain.bsky.social
03.03.2026 09:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cheers Kev. That was a v niche pun for a very narrow market of Grauniad reading academic types.
03.03.2026 08:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet Isabel Oakeshott is sweating now.
03.03.2026 08:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Half? That much?
03.03.2026 08:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βAll sins are an attempt to fill voidsβ Simone Weil.
What an empty husk of a human Trump must be.
Donβt stare into the void. Itβs gross π€’ (Nietzsche?)
Google syphillis while you ponder that!
02.03.2026 19:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Syphillis?
02.03.2026 19:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So depressing to agree with this creepy incel. Thanks 2026
02.03.2026 17:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why arenβt people rioting?
02.03.2026 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Was the girls school armed to the teeth.
What a feeble little puppet.
When you are afraid of being attacked by a woman literally every day of your life, you can complain about gender bias. Itβs facts.
95% of violent crime - men. Rapists made president. Damn right thereβs a bias. Men are the cause of it. Including βnot all menβ whiners. Shame on you.
Read the planet
Is this their βfinal and most essentialβ version?
02.03.2026 08:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs literally a bread circus.
02.03.2026 08:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Canβt park there mate.
02.03.2026 08:16 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Looks like another threshing machine accident for the start of an episode of Holby City.
(Theyβll have it reattached and give you a nice cuppa by the end of the episode - sorted).
INVERTEBRATE!!!
02.03.2026 08:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
So companies can breach contracts just cos.
I donβt get to go shoplifting and claim βforce majeureβ.
They should be prohibited from selling war insurance if itβs cancelled βin the event of a warβ. FFS World.
Please donβt post pictures of Trump so often.
02.03.2026 07:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not too soon to call it an illegal war.
02.03.2026 07:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Alternative take. Men are jerks and their friends need to blame them not the machine they are on. Men are hazardous. He made a choice.
02.03.2026 07:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Everyone should walk out the moment she appears. Nauseating.
02.03.2026 01:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This isnβt a white black thing you are answering tweets to other people. Duh. π blocked.
01.03.2026 10:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wow. Take a pill. π please.
PH and BoB both happened during Ww2 - thy arenβt different wars so why list them as different βwarsβ. Jeez. π what a Karen. Blocked.
Battle of Bulge was part of WW2 π€― so was Pearl Harbor. π€¦πΌββοΈ
01.03.2026 04:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Susie Wiles was also wearing one today. Iβm not recommending whataboutism - just worth a mention.
01.03.2026 04:35 β π 3 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Because he wonβt live to see the mess he makes
01.03.2026 00:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Reported. Donβt be a jerk. Go back to Twitter.
01.03.2026 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0