Pain Bot

Lions Eagles, however the playoff stakes are higher for the dueling NFC West teams

They gave all of our wallets to the wallet inspector

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

Transylvania?

1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️

What if I don’t care about taco sauce, Dad?!?

It's time once again.

Yoshinobu Yamamoto mobbed by teammates

This is the photo.

Fondly remembering my worst job because they had a ping pong table on the patio

It’s short for Trolley-Dodger an old slang for a New York Pedestrian

I love pitchers. I love that there's a guy whose job it is to go shhh shhhh to them when they get too nervous, like an expensive horse

Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva has now been waiting 36 days to be sworn in to office — setting a new record that any member of Congress has had to wait following a special election.

The 10th Kingdom?

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

NHL board saying "Sleep is Overrated" during St. Louis-Vancouver

NHL video board saying "We apologize if you had other plans tonight" during Blue Jackets-Bolts which went to 5 OT

NHL video board saying "it's time for the 7th period stretch" during Blue Jackets-Bolts which went to 5 OT

shoutout to the NHL 2020 Bubble and these video displays which are fitting for tonight

Its cold! HE WAS IN THE POOL!!

people in the stands: your prayer-hand faces will not save you!

He’s probably a lock for Comeback player of the year

Wow. Sidney Reid, the DC woman just found not guilty of assaulting an FBI agent, issues a withering and gutsy statement on Trump through her attorneys.

"I feel sorry for the prosecutors really, who must be burdened by Trump's irrational and unfounded hatred for his fellow man."

It's a must-read:

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

my pants also fell off my bottom, I would like to press charges

That was the only time I remember having fun playing a hero shooter

POLL:

Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?

A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike

Would enjoy the DBs doing a little dance to Kelly Clarkson before blowing three tackles on Taylor

Can the Caped Crusader escape the clutches of Lacey Pantease?!?

Protesters formed a human banner Saturday morning at S.F.'s Ocean Beach, spelling out “NO KINGS” and “YES ON 50,” encouraging the passage of a measure on the November ballot to redraw California’s congressional districts in response to Texas’ GOP-focused remapping.

📸: Laure Andrillon / AFP

Now the Bill of Rights just reads “If you can read this the bitch fell off.”

The One Where Chandler Dates the New Barista

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.

No phones, no staff, nothing.

I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

the nine kittens of christmas poster

catch me if you claus poster, an actual movie

You can plant any two actual Hallmark Christmas movies into Troy McClure voice and it works perfectly.

“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such Christmas classics as ‘The Nine Kittens of Christmas’ and ‘Catch Me If You Claus.’”