Dextrosity

Danger of paper cuts from all the strongly worded letters Chuck Schumer is sending.

I wish I loved anything as much as I hate Donald Trump.

Dan Rather was fired for way less than this.

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

So glad these are the folks protecting us from antisemitism!

“Willing to consider viewpoints even if they don’t conform to the norm” is open-mindedness. “Compelled to take a contrary viewpoint without respect to merit” is a personality disorder.

I fucking hate it here.

if you mute "bari weiss" make sure you also mute "bari fucking weiss" and "bari are you fucking for real right now weiss" and "bari no fucking way weiss."

just to make sure you catch 'em all.

Should point out that this isn’t a general poll, it’s a survey of LEGAL EXPERTS, all of whom should have known better!

It’s easy when you have no morals and your viewers want to be lied to.

Lots going on in the world today but the first FIVE stories in the @bostonglobe.com app are about the Pats’ win over the Bills last night. Never change, Boston.

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

A cartoon character with big red hair is on a pay phone in jail and says “"ATTEMPTED MURDER"? NOW, HONESTLY, WHAT IS THAT? DOTHEY GIVEA NOBEL PRIZE FOR ATTEMPTED CHEMISTRY? DO THEY?”

In honor of this week’s upcoming announcements. Gonna make sure I don’t silence my phone when I go to bed. 🤞

The most coordinated triple flag throw you’ll ever see lmao

If that’s the case, I’d have been unemployable for the last decade-plus.

The wife is probably a bit biased, but if the cat thinks you’re swell then I buy it.

All this to say that Republicans are proven bad-faith actors and Dems shouldn’t do a damn thing to bail them out.

Trying to figure out which now-collapsed bubble was dumber: Labubus or NFTs.

Is Mr. Cait secretly Derek Guy?

The US is, unfortunately, not a party to the Rome Statute so we’re going to need some new SCOTUS justices to creatively interpret the pardon power to exclude presidential underlings.

In the American system of government, a legislature of the people’s elected representatives decide how to allocate the people’s money, then an unelected appointee in the executive branch called “OMB Director” decides if he feels like distributing the people’s money that way or if he’d rather not.

NFL skeet or history skeet?

Would love to hear him read the entirety of Leviticus 19 out loud on his dumb show.

IMPORTANT PSA: It’s October, which means many of you will be ordering Christmas cards soon. Reminder that your family name should never, ever, EVER be written with an apostrophe-s as part of the construction “Happy holidays from The Blakes.”

I really, really hate when people call LLMs “AI,” and it definitely leads into this.

So long as the checks clear, what do they care?

I’ll agree with you on half of that statement.

Two billion Muslims in the world, but clearly they are all 100% exactly the same religiously, politically, and culturally.