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Realizing I talk to my dogs the same way AI talks to people. I'll be like, "Wow. I've never seen a dog go outside before. Peeing and pooping in the grass is a truly groundbreaking idea. You're not just a good boy—you're the best boy."

Pizza Hut in student centers sells veggie lovers pan pizza now??? We've come so far since my undergrad days 🥲

Why does Teen Beach Movie go so hard, I was depriving myself at age 18

The Spanish version of Sea of Monsters was like, "Huh? What? No cousins. No one is related to each other in this conversation. Anyway!"

Oh and cover them with a moist towel, I won't be held responsible for your crackly tacos

Mexican food at home has gone from basic-ass taco Tuesday to freaking food truck level I swear CORN TORTILLAS, GUYS

idk what other white people need to hear this but cook with corn tortillas holy cow

*iMac

*sits down at desk* Well, time to get some work done on this nice Macbook that the university provided
-15 minutes later-

Hey sorry my husband and I came into your restaurant and sat at the same table for 2 hours, we started a watching new show last week and neither of us could shut the hell up about it

Union membership means higher wages, better benefits and a more secure retirement for America’s workers.

If we are going to save the middle class, we have got to expand union organizing in this country.

Going back to school is weird because everyone is so young? Every day, I hear someone unironically say cooked

This is how you know you're in Arizona

To help enhance your viewing experience, obviously! 😊💖

Also I've never noticed that you put two spaces after your periods. (This is why I was stalking your old posts haha)

Nah Disc 2 is best, I'm still a child

As a synonym for coffee lol

Does anyone else still use the "word" covfefe or is that just my husband and me?

Nothing but a power trip, pathetic

Remember when they all decided that the way to turn public opinion against Luigi was to have 75 armed guys march him into the courthouse and they made it look like they were arresting Batman

I'm too proud of this observation so I'm sharing it with everyone

Last night I dreamt that there was a big poll for people to vote on the most annoying Harry Potter character and we all mobilized to write-in JK Rowling anyway happy pride

Comic. Bridge Types: Plank, Rope, Truss, Trestle, Arch, Suspended Arch, Draw, Suspension, Filler [bridge over hole filled in with rocks], Budget Overrun [bridge suspended by cables and extras], Jump [two ends of bridge are disconnected ramps; person crossing in the air on a skateboard], Halfhearted [bridge slopes down into hole], Waterbed [squiggly bridge above water as people crossing shake], L’engle [the hole the bridge is covering is warped so opposite sides of the bridge meet at one point underneath], Fun [bridge loops like a roller coaster; person skateboarding up the loop], Repurposed Elevator [horizontal elevator].

Bridge Types

xkcd.com/3097/

You can learn how to pronounce a "difficult-sounding" name.

It is less work than you think it is.

Came here to say dory but someone beat me to it. Still, I literally had to get help from a friend so I need to flex my boat knowledge to offset my shame.

Btw I am a certified DuoLingo hater in light of the AI stuff, and all the Spanish I know is from classes and immersion. I just think Rick Riordan makes some really funny sentences and boy am I expanding my vocabulary lol

"DuoLingo's sentences are so ridiculous, when will I need to say 'Three old ladies knit the socks of death' in Spanish?"
Percy Jackson in Spanish:

Screenshot of book cover Title: Workable Accents: How International Teaching Assistants Vocally Fashion and Contest Academic Labor Author: Vijay A. Ramjattan Image: A multi-coloured and patterned speech bubble being assembled by four hands of different skin tone; "Bloomsbury" is written beneath the bubble

Screenshot of one section of the book entitled, "Why Examine Workable Accents?"

If you want a sneak preview of my book, Workable Accents, please click this link to read a decent chunk of the introductory chapter:

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Please remember to ask your university or local library to order a copy and share this post widely! Thanks in advance!

me hundredth wordle

Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

Cool. Cool cool cool.