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Musician, brother, husband, father of felines, cancer survivor. Native Baltimorean, present-day Houstonian. Ethically non-monogamous. Left-handed lefty. Gymnastics stan. BLM. YIMBY/Abundant Housing, TRAINS. He/Him.

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Happy Talarico Tuesday

04.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morning, Team Talarico! It’s election day!

03.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It is pretty nice that the hottest member of the US Senate endorsed the candidate who, should he win, will be replacing him as the title holder.

03.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Donald Trump having to choose between bombing children and having sex with children.

Donald Trump having to choose between bombing children and having sex with children.

02.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
An old toilet before removal

An old toilet before removal

A new toilet after installation

A new toilet after installation

I have replaced the downstairs bathroom toilet completely on my own. Please clap.

01.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, Trump DID promise young men more jobs. He just forgot to tell them those jobs would be done overseas, and many of them will die at work.

28.02.2026 17:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mamdani scares the Democratic establishment more than anyone right now because he’s proving a very dangerous point: Popularity has almost nothing to do with where you sit in the ideological spectrum and everything to do with whether or not people perceive you as a strong leader who gets shit done.

28.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A black cat stretching

A black cat stretching

A black cat looking at the camera while stretching

A black cat looking at the camera while stretching

Baby girl wanna stretch

26.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a sports league vaporize as much brand integrity in a single instant than the NHL did after the US men’s hockey team was filmed partying with a pedophile protector and taking a phone call from the pedophile President. Amazing.

24.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gallego might brand as a moderate, but he’s been one of the left’s best fighters during this second Trump admin

24.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no, ancient people were woke.

23.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Two cats staring at their owner until they are fed.

Two cats staring at their owner until they are fed.

Feed us.

22.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a terrible day at work today. But I just watched Alysa Liu’s free skate, and now everything is great. 😊

20.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TRULY OUR QUEEN

20.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Stephen Colbert interview with James Talarico has over 5.6 million views of YouTube.

The Stephen Colbert interview with James Talarico has over 5.6 million views of YouTube.

He broke YouTube, guys.

18.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 6    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

WHERE ARE ALL THE BOTTOM MODELS

18.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching the Netflix doc on ANTM and my husband is like “There cannot be this many top models! Like, where are all the bottom models? How are they gonna fuck?”

18.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A man with his I Voted sticker affixed to the end of his nose.

A man with his I Voted sticker affixed to the end of his nose.

Did the thing. You do the thing.

18.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

17.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 11193    🔁 2109    💬 466    📌 253

Brendan Carr and Bari Weiss tried to suppress this. And, just like last time, it’s gotten far more eyeballs than it ever would have if they had not tried to suppress it. Bari Weiss is one of the dumbest people alive.

17.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think @jamestalarico.bsky.social may flip a Texas senate seat.

Apparently, so does Donald Trump.

17.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 459    🔁 139    💬 25    📌 5
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Democrats should boycott the State of the Union and send Epstein survivors and people illegally detained by ICE in their place.

16.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 8050    🔁 1565    💬 381    📌 197
Two gay men on a date

Two gay men on a date

Two men posing with comedian Adam Conover

Two men posing with comedian Adam Conover

Great Valentine’s Day date with my husband, enjoying some stand up comedy from the great Adam Conover!

15.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Rep. Angie Craig: "The attacks on Black and brown people in Minnesota have been egregious. At the end of the day, what they wanted out of Minnesota was for us to riot. I think this will go down in American history as one of the greatest examples of peaceful resistance from an entire community."

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Oh I’ve felt this way at family gatherings.

14.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0