An illustration of a milk carton with a missing person ad on one side. The ad reads "Missing" with an illustration of a yellow, cartoon, anthropomorphic voter registration card wearing a cowboy hat named Reggie. The ad text reads "Missing since December 2022, Height: 6'2, Weight: 80 lbs, Last seen wearing a cowboy hat and reading election turnout statistics." Overlaid on the image is a large red arrow directing focus to the height listed.
A Hinge profile of Reggie: a yellow, cartoon, anthropomorphic voter registration card wearing a cowboy hat. The profile information underneath the image of Reggie reads "age: 27, height: 6'2, location: all over Texas, job: deputy voter registrar, education: University of Texas, Austin. Overlaid on the image is a large red arrow directing focus to the height listed.
It has come to my attention that a beloved community organizer and civic engagement symbol has been LYING about his height!!!
According to public records and his own Hinge profile, Reggie is 6'2" but recent sightings have confirmed that he is much shorter than that. What else is he lying about??? 👀
