I used Deep Seek three times, and now I can't stop these boxes appearing on my doorstep daily!
08.02.2025 18:52 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@badfinance.bsky.social
The worst finance advice and takes.
I used Deep Seek three times, and now I can't stop these boxes appearing on my doorstep daily!
08.02.2025 18:52 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Started using DeepSeek last week and this just arrived on my doorstep!
27.01.2025 19:41 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Started using DeepSeek last week and this just arrived on my doorstep!
27.01.2025 19:41 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0If this is Generation Beta starting....
...does that mean the next generation will be Generation 1.0? π€
If this is Generation Beta starting....
...does that mean the next generation will be Generation 1.0? π€
1980s: "if you don't do well financially, you'll be livng down by the river in a van".
2024: "if you have a spare $250,000, you can live down by the river in a converted Mercedes Sprinter".
1980s: "if you don't do well financially, you'll be livng down by the river in a van".
2024: "if you have a spare $250,000, you can live down by the river in a converted Mercedes Sprinter".
Bitcoin hit USD$100k! We did it! π
Next stop, $70k!
Bought a 1 Euro home in Italy.
Moving it to the U.S. is gonna cost over a million bucks π
Seems like a good opportunity -- I'm investing!
02.12.2024 21:37 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You can now get a birthday greeting from him on Cameo
02.12.2024 22:55 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You can now get a birthday greeting from him on Cameo
02.12.2024 22:55 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Seems like a good opportunity -- I'm investing!
02.12.2024 21:37 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It's so sweet that Saylor is helping out Microsoft by telling them about Bitcoin.
02.12.2024 12:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Woke up today and realized I have $30m of bananas in the kitchen!
30.11.2024 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Does anyone have $6.2m to spare?
I'm hungry and feel like a banana. π
Does anyone have $6.2m to spare?
I'm hungry and feel like a banana. π
Today, I will:
- buy $37bn of Bitcoin
- form a poorly performing software company
- achieve a market cap of $90bn
- profit
If crypto is so secure, why is the blockchain public? π§
27.11.2024 21:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you have a moment for me to tell you how Infinite Banking can solve all your financial problems? π€
21.11.2024 21:14 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This is what arbitrage means, right? Right?
21.11.2024 15:11 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Do you have a moment for me to tell you how Infinite Banking can solve all your financial problems? π€
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21.11.2024 15:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone keeps talking about Bitcoin at $100K.
Just buy Canadian BTC -- it's already well over $100K, duh!