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@dadger.nerdywoof.com

NSFW ๐Ÿ”ž The filthy, horny account of a gay badger dad. Sharer of smutty vignettes involving mature men with experience under the belt. https://linktr.ee/dadger He/Him

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Laid out on the massage table, you groan in delight at the big, strong paws kneading and rubbing your back. With your head in the hole of the table, you catch the sight of the mature masseuse's massive member rising towards your open maw as he vigorously works your shoulders and feeds you his pole.

08.08.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œCan I also get a *huff* apple pie with that?โ€ asks your chubby rat dad to the drive-thru intercom as he holds the back of your bobbing head, sucking his thick cock intently.

โ€œYou best finish me off before we get to the window, sonny. Otherwise, the staff are going to have quite a show.โ€

07.08.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Poolside Dads

collab with @bravoart.nerdywoof.com

07.08.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 234    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super Izvy Galaxy 2 ๐ŸŒŸ

07.08.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Impromtu jam session with @izvy.bsky.social :3c

07.08.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pop a finger puppet over your aroma bottle like a little teapot cosy.

This is how you know they belong to Dad.

๐ŸŽจ @bravoart.nerdywoof.com

07.08.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you don't do as instructed.

06.08.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup, offering coaching for serious huffers.

06.08.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For those interested, DM me if you can and I'll put together some guidelines.

06.08.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone who walks you through a gooning session.

06.08.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup ;3

06.08.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So... Serious question. Who's looking for a popper coach?

06.08.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your beefy St Bernard dad grips your hair tightly as he rails you in front of the bedroom mirror.

*Grunt* โ€œKeep your head up, boy! I want you to watch yourself getting plowed!โ€ The sight of your dick swinging with each deep thrust as he flexes his muscles sends you over the edge.

05.08.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll meet him at the luau tonight - take him up on the limbo competition.

04.08.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My Pokesona, still need a name for him. He likes long walks on the nude beach and hooking up with married mainlanders

04.08.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Muzzled and cuffed, you're escorted away to a deprogramming camp, where the wardens bully you relentlessly about wearing condoms, exposing you to bareback porn and anti-rubber propaganda. Forcing you to break them before getting pumped to the hilt with no protection.

04.08.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a world where barebacking has no drawbacks, condoms are made illegal, and you find yourself with Durex fetish. Your secret stash of rubbers sniffed out by TSA as they interrogate you in public over your filthy kink.

"Uurgh. You put -this- on -that?- We're sending you to a raw detention centre."

04.08.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy #Bowsernight2025 ! Have you worshiped your king today?

04.08.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As you politely pet his gleaming globe, he rolls his eyes with a smirk.

"No, cutie, not this. These,โ€ he says, taking your paw and placing it on his weighty, warm nuts, keeping it in place to fumble and roll them in your palm.

"Oh yeah, I'll definitely 'strikeout' tonight." 2/2

03.08.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Working at the bottomless bowling alley, you receive a myriad of wolf whistles and cheeky butt gropes by the all dad bowling team as you hand them their refreshments.

โ€œThanks, cute stuff, wanna rub my balls for good luck?โ€ Asks a silver-stached tanuki holding his bowling ball. 1/2

03.08.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alright, this time, Burley has been reigned in from his terror of taking up two slots. (Apologies, Burley.) Still going strong! 5 years of blurbs, vignettes, and short stories. It's all thanks to you and your support. I am beyond grateful. <3

www.patreon.com/c/Dadger

03.08.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking the last train home, you struggle to stay composed as you let the large malamute gentleman sitting next to you grope and rub your crotch.

โ€œWhy donโ€™t you be a good boy and show me what I want?โ€ He asks, pulling out your cock and gripping his paw tightly around your rigid shaft.

02.08.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Under the lion boss's conference desk, you lie on the carpet with your ass in the air, pushing back on his thick member over and over, listening in as he tries to keep his composure during the briefing with the other directors, whilst you milk his engorged maleness with each tight clench.

01.08.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I had fun with these ones; perhaps you'll have your own kind of "fun" yourself. ;3c

www.patreon.com/c/Dadger

01.08.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fooling around with your furry pal in bed - he goes down between your legs before you catch a glimpse of your polar bear dad peeking through your bedroom door with a lecherous smile on his bearded face, and a full-on stiffy poking through, dribbling a long strand of pre like silken thread.

31.07.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"I'll sign the contract if you... fulfill my obligation."

Dadger is using his business savvy to finalize the merger.

A lovely guest sketch by @izvy.bsky.social

30.07.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 195    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThatโ€™s a premium hole youโ€™ve taken care of, Phil,โ€ proclaims another booming dad to your own.

โ€œRight, you lot, you know the rule. Smallest to biggest in that order, till he canโ€™t take no more,โ€ orders the dad, followed by the sound of several belt buckles being undone. 5/5

29.07.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suddenly, your ankles are swiftly grabbed and spread far apart. Itโ€™s not long till you feel a multitude of oily, thick fingers stroke and slide between your ass cheeks. Each busy finger coats your wincing hole and gradually makes their way inside to loosen you up. 4/5

29.07.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œMmm someone likes being stripped,โ€ states one of the bassy voices as your cock stiffens for all to see. The men teasingly bap your hard-on, making it bounce and spring around.

โ€œOkay, fetch the oil. Letโ€™s see whatโ€™s on offerโ€ 3/5

29.07.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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