BREAKING
Former ICE agent:
On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.
BREAKING
Former ICE agent:
On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.
@tehjer.bsky.social Lakeland Arena might be a little rundown, but it produced two of the four players on the ice for today's golden goal - Dylan Larkin and Connor Hellebuyck.
23.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 204 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 2I love that!
23.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The weather: 62 and sunny in Savannah, GA compared to 49 and sunny in Detroit
When we left, it was like 10°F in Detroit and 60°F in Savannah. I dig that the weather has conspired to make the transition back as smooth as possible!
16.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ger and I on the river front in Savannah
Even if Savannah weren't a dope place to visit (which it has been so far) it's worth the trip to just hang out outside in the sun for the first time in months. I love me some winter, but I'm so very ready for spring.
14.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
An airport banner for a book festival in Savannah, GA
A number of times that borders on the improbable, Ger and I have gone on a trip only to find that there's a book festival there.
It looks like we missed one in Savannah by days!
Y'all, if McCarty's demonstrated and provable behaviors of just the last couple of years alone aren't sufficient to grasp that he does in fact "pose a direct threat to fun", I can't fathom what it would take.
11.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An open letter to the Phandemonium board from a bunch of friends of Dave
Perusing File 770 and it's interesting watching a handful of people I used to have some respect for address a broken stair* by recommending the whole rest of the staircase be torn down.
* broken/missing stairs: jer.wtf/BrokenStairs
The Windy City Storm girls in between periods
Guess what time it is!? #windycitystormgirlshockey #thathashtagistoolong
06.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fri 2/6 @ 12:15pm - Little Caesars vs Storm - Fri 2/6 @ 7:35pm - Storm vs BK Select - Sat 2/7 @ 1:50pm - Storm vs Jr Sharks
We have most of Tate's schedule for next weekend's hockey tournament in Detroit!
- Fri 2/6 @ 12:15pm - Little Caesars vs Storm
- Fri 2/6 @ 7:35pm - Storm vs BK Select
- Sat 2/7 @ 1:50pm - Storm vs Jr Sharks
In addition, there are 2 more games--1 Saturday, 1 on Sunday!
caramel chocolate chip, toffee-tastic, thin mints, samoas, do-si-dos, exploremores, tagalongs, adventurefuls, lemon-ups, and caramel deLites...some dozen or so boxes of cookies
Okay but, for real, I think we know too many people with Girl Scouts...not shown, the FOUR PLUS boxes of cookies we already consumed.
Seriously, thank you, but I dedicate my diabetes to your children!
For those of you that are local (or, I suppose, for those of you that aren't local but are looking to travel INTO the cold and snow), I'll be at @confusionmi.bsky.social in Novi this weekend for the first time in several years. I hope to see y'all out there! #confusionMI
28.01.2026 03:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Top: me holding the art Walkss drew... Bottom: three pictures showing the snake around my leg
If you've been in our living room, you've likely seen the neotrad rattlesnake that Walkss made for me. Well today I finally got it inked around my leg just below the knee courtesy of Zoe from Hive Tattoo!
12.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Storm team on the ice
For the locals, Tate and the Windy City Storm hockey teamwill be back in town again soon! Feb 6-8, likely in Troy. I'll post schedule info when it comes out (likely a week or two before), but get ready to come support the Storm!
12.01.2026 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Time for some hockey ball! Fleet vs Goldeneyes at LCA! #pwhltakeovertour
04.01.2026 00:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A few years ago I pivoted from buying more things to spending on experiences and (give or take some over-commitment-fueled exhaustion) I have no regrets. Next year, my goal is to again average right around an event per week.
24.12.2025 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aside from concerts, my favorite show of the year was a tight race between two Broadway in Detroit performances: "Hell's Kitchen" and "Parade". In a year full of comedy shows, sporting events, etc, those season tickets are always worth it.
24.12.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It's hard to pick against a field of over 100 bands this year, but my top 5 live bands this year:
1. Queens of the Stone Age "Catacombs" tour
2. Soul Asylum
3. Sister Hazel
4. Highly Suspect
5. Lawrence
I just saw my last show of the year (barring surprises). I did way better pacing myself in 2025 than I have in the past: just over 50 to last year's ~90. My goal was about 1/3 of what I actually did, but there were too many great shows!
24.12.2025 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My Last.FM log with entries like "The Christmas Song" but Joseph, Wilson Philips' ” Silent Night", "Santa's Coming For Us" by Sia, "Jingle Bells" by Jim Reeves, and others
Generally, if someone asks what I listen to, my answer is 90's grunge or 00's pop punk...but if I was being truly honest I'd have a different answer...
22.12.2025 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tour poster for a Soul Asylum Acoustic tour
I'm going to go ahead and predict the future: I'm going to get tickets for the nearest show because this isn't coming to my area, then they'll book shows in my area.
Then I'll go a second time.
You're welcome Detroit.
Sister Hazel on stage
Ken singing and doing crowd selfies
Carl Wockner performing
Sister Hazel put on an absolutely killer show tonight, as did opener Carl Wockner. One of the best shows I've seen in a long time! My penultimate show for the year, and a great way to start capping things off.
05.12.2025 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Sudsbury Blueberry Bulldogs facing off against Redwing Alumnus
I may not have made out with Gritty while I was in Philly, but I did make it back in time for the #ShoreseyClassic
25.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me in front of a banner advertising the game Buffet Boss
My nickname in...now... #paxunplugged
21.11.2025 16:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An advertisement screen for PAX Unplugged in the PHL airport
I definitely appreciate a (mostly) uneventful travel day...hello Philly! Tomorrow is for boardgaming and trying to make out with Gritty! #paxunplugged
21.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me and disc me
Less than 90 minutes to go if you want to get last minute entries in on the drawings for the disc, steam gift cards, and board games! Drawing will start right about 10am! Every $25 gets an entry (5 entries for $100) ... jer.wtf/eldonate to donate! #extralife
09.11.2025 13:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Team Detroit with $21,280.46 raised toward a goal of $18,000
We're around 3/4 done and Team Detroit has already killed our goal! Currently 25th team overall out of thousands of teams doing #extralife. I'll be streaming for several more hours then doing the drawings for the prize entries!
Donate @ jer.wtf/eldonate
Watch @ twitch.jerlance.com
peak!
payday 3
Just finished a wildly unsuccessful round of PEAK, next up is some Payday 3 (also likely unsuccessful). Take a sec and give sick kids a payday (see what I did there?)...
Donate @ jer.wtf/eldonate
Watch @ twitch.jerlance.com
Oh, it looks like if I don't specify protocol it fails to redirect. twitch.tv/tehjer_ is the direct link
08.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A little Lockdown Protocol
You are all amazing! We're just over 4 hours in and you've already donated $1,400 on my page and forced me to eat the hottest BWW wings. We have plenty of time left and tons of games to play #extralife
Donate @ jer.wtf/eldonate
Watch @ twitch.jerlance.com